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When your cringe ass 50+ year old rusty flirting skills are actually scoring
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Just for fun
Not including the old palace master cause you'd all just vote for him
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i just checked wikipedia and the 2007-2008 writer’s strike was only 99 days long. the strike that shows up in the wikipedia pages of every show from that era with a blurb on how it affected shooting and release schedules.
we’re on day 113 of the current strike, with no end in sight.
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Brazilian Jewel Tarantula (Typhochlaena seladonia), family Theraphosidae, endemic to Brazil
Small tarantula. Arboreal. Constructs trap door webs in tree bark.
photograph by Gage Smith
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the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
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lmao at tumblr trying to guilt their broke ass users into buying subscription based ~loyalty~ badges while their millionaire CEO, caked in mud and raw sewage from his weeks at burning man, is being hosed down by some unpaid interns in the ally behind their office
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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins
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Conservatives don't have any defense for their kids when it comes to actual groomers/rapists.
They can't criticize the church because then all their Old Testament homophobia takes a hit.
Conservatives would rather protect their homophobia than their kids.
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portrait commission batch ★
thanks to everyone for commissioning me <3 get yours here!
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