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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
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thank you!!

So it’s the end of the year, pmore didn’t actually (publicly) do a lot this year, the world went to shit and we’re getting a fifth album hopefully soon ?? And here is me appreciating my mutualss ^^ So follow these people cause they’re pretty great !

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@aliyasexception @allwaysparamoree @anklbiters @ankl3biters @brand-new-riot @bl-eh @dancin-all-alone @dunjosh @duopmore
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@eat-i-mean-meet-lynn-gunn @enemysong @escaperooute @essence-of-paramore @fuckyeahtayloryork @feelngsorry @hayelyah @hayleyperfectwilliams@hayleywilliasm @hellofedericoworld @hesitantalien @heycookies @hwilliams-tyork-paramore

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@iamrockqueen @ignorancx @ijustloveyelyahwilliams @im-a-paramonster @imintoparamore @iruske @its-justt-a-spark @kingtaylord @inthemovrnings @let-em-rise @little-paramonster @lookingvup
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@miizbiiz @missyelyahwilliams @misguidedgghostss @misguidedgho5t @missserybusiness @morepmore @mrsphantamore @mylittleriot @mylittledecoy-paramore @native-route @need-paramore @not-perfect-working-on-it @paradaydreaming @p-aramores @parahoys @paramore-addicted @paintparamore @paramores @paramoregifsandmore @paramorenooow @paramoreforeverbroficial @paramore-obsessed @paramoretattoos @paramoreisoureverything @paramass @paramoured @paramourning @paramhore @paramophy @parapizzamore @parareflection @paratimes @parapilotss @parawhors @paraswift13 @paramowre @pmoreband @pointparamore @pparamoree
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@readingparamore @shad0winthenight @smolhayleywilliams @spooky-paramore @stereobouquet @still-into-paramore @still-into-misguided-ghosts @sundaysonfire @syrupyysweet @tayleyshipper @taylorfastinmycar @taylorisapuppy @tayloryorkcrew @tayloryxrk @that-what-you-get @the-paramore-addict @the-queen-of-headbanging @those-darn-anklebiters @twentyoneparadragons

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@warpedbyparamore @we-are-p-more @we–are–paramore @whenrains @wintthewar
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@zach-fredenburg @yeelyahwilliams @yelyawillliams @yellyahwillliams @13paraswift @22isliketheworstidea

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on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.”
— (via be-killed)
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Peach-Rosewater Earl Grey Granita
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
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hayley williams @ mtv unplugged 2009
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bouncer: real planets only pluto *sweating nervously, next to his GF*: ch-check the list again
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petition for chris hemsworth to just buy out national geographic and film everything on his phone from his backyard
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Fourth Of July // Fall Out Boy
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self titled as a mosaic
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