saint deveraux, twenty-one. & basil crates, twenty-one. i'm too busy for your business, go find a girl who WANTS to listen. 'cause if you t h i n k i was born yesterday you have got me W R O N G. so i cut you off, i don't need your love.
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- ̗̀ VERICIANO, clara valéria.
“yeah, i mean what a myth that was. why did parents even say that? because they didn’t want us to have crumbs in the water or something or because we were more susceptible to cramps and drowning? or is that just for kids. but you’re not wrong on the strangers thing”
“parents really are something, telling us not to lie, but they’re doing it constantly to their kids ? sounds fake, if you ask me.” nose wrinkled, bas concentrated on her words. “yeah, something with drowning, but to my knowledge it never got confirmed ? just another horror story to tell your children to avoid having fun. WOW, i really love you admitting i’m right, has a nice ring to it.”
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blunt dangling off saint’s crimson lips, her feet served as its spitting image on the vw bus’ roof as the blonde inhaled the toxic fumes luxuriously. “you want a drag ?” eyes somewhat focused on the rather calm street instead of her counterpart she didn’t bother waiting for their answer. “everyone either complaints about the smell or not getting anything for themselves, but truly… it’s whatever.” pulling her hand up, the blunt could now be found between her right index and middle finger, its mouthpiece facing sin’s opposite. blowing out the smoke upwards, her emerald eyes met the other’s. “so, what do YOU say ?”
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- ̗̀ HAWTHORNE, wallace.
“so … who’s getting white girl wasted on brown liquor? that’s the way to christen the house, right?”
“be the person you want to see in the world. pretty sure someone famous said that, so it has to be true.” grin emerging on the corners of basil’s mouth, the blond took a sip from his own beverage knowing just too well he completely butchered gandhi’s quote. “cheers.”
#n part two of i'm too lazy for tags Nice#also since i'm a flop and still need to answer u about plotting i hope this is open enough heh
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- ̗̀ VERICIANO, clara valéria.
“after we eat i may go to the beach. i know we have a pool but we can’t settle for second best? that or i may take a nap.”
“if we were younger, i’d totally go all out on why you shouldn’t go anywhere near tempting water after eating, but nowadays we all know better, huh ?” smile spreading on their features, bas’ eyes wandered around the group, eventually landing on clara. “are you sure about the beach, though ? here it’s all private and friendly and down there it could be pure chaos... not that chaos is bad, but you know how exhausting strangers can be.”
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#pretend this is a fancy musing tag for basil bc guess what .. im too fawking lazy to find a fitting singer for the lyrics Ha#also i'm going to use this to say i will get to everything on discord later bc it's almost 3am n i'm trash sry :/#buuut i will write up replies asap n post my starter later/tomorrow bc it's for saint and not fitting rn#And i'll shut up now kaldjs
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#≻ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴡ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ┊ musings.#honestly truly the most saint thing eve r
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heey, hello, it’s a meme. i’m maze ( she/her ) & hailing from one of the oh so lovely coughs gmt tzs aka gmt+2. besides being trash on the daily i’m literally always listening to music aka if u ever need something new in that department .. hello, or browsing through netflix without any intent on watching smth. living that wild life ik .. DKAMS. but you’re here for my two kids aka basil & saint so here we go ! if you’d like to plot like this and i’ll slide into ur ims or look under the read more for my disc*rd ! also as a warning i unintentionally was v vain and made both muses scorpios .....
☾ — ·˚ » BASIL CRATES is in saint tropez !! they often get mistaken as KIAN LAWLEY. apparently, HE/THEY is/are the JOCULAR of the group. they’re a TWENTY-ONE year old PANSEXUAL DEMIMALE. i hear they’re known as ALTRUISTIC and DOGMATIC. they also make their living as ART STUDENT / BARTENDER / COMIC BOOK ARTIST but you’d have to ask them a bit more.
BACKGROUND + PERSONALITY.
born and raised in berlin, germany until his mother decided to move to the us when basil was twelve.
despite growing up bilingual, he had difficulties adjusting to the new surroundings and rather spent his free time drawing, eventually building up universes without needing any context and instead having the designs speak for themselves.
after finishing high school at age sixteen basil took a gap year to travel through europe with money they earned from several jobs during school times. bas was v very introverted back then, so it served as a challenge which once again they had difficulties with at first. but ofc you can’t get around without trying, so bas did. he’s still more of an ambivalent than an extrovert, but this journey made him see the beauty of uncertainty and they loved it.
also ik i used he & they in that last paragraph instead of just one bc basil honestly truly doesn’t care which one others use as long as they acknowledge bas isn’t cis bc he’s v open about his gender along with being pan .. but that’s another thing.
basil has a very high iq, but always prevented others from knowing about it. he basically failed tests on purpose back in germany and in the us he always made sure others don’t feel bad about their results and said his were worse even though he probably always got an a+, thus resulting in bas being able to skip two grades.
his mother had to carry two jobs to make a living for the two of them, which was one of the reasons why bas sold his art from a young age. thankfully it was actually decent ( coughs and looks @ ryan reynolds’ twitter ) and ppl actually wanted to pay good money for it. this was also one of the key moments in which bas realized they wanted to have their profession somewhere in the art department.
married his high school sweetheart in las vegas as soon as they both turned eighteen, but divorced just three weeks later. this is just one of their impulsive decisions as bas isn’t much of a planner, they rather have a few good laughs when telling the story ( even for the 10th time ) instead of asking what if. the only thing bas ever truly planned was becoming a comic book artist. they’re still at the very beginning as basil’s v young, but they’re just as determined to make it in the industry.
basil’s mother was always into greek mythology and even gave her child the middle name cerberus, which literally is the most dangerous thing about him and while he’s into mythology himself, he doesn’t really tell anyone his middle name as he’d rather not be compared to a three-headed dog .. but if he ever ends up drunk u can bet he’d insist on being called cerberus and nothing else.
being a comic book artist basil’s an avid comic reader as well, but mostly prefers indie comics as they’re more his kind of humor. speaking of, basil’s more of a morbid humor kind of pal ? but he’ll also immediately apologize if he takes it too far bc he values comfort even more than getting a laugh out of others and himself.
huge fan of dogs, literally the person that points at a dog and says “aw.” and definitely wants to pet them.
the least scorpio-like scorpio you will ever meet, and trust me this is coming from a Real Scorpio™.
ends up in a lot of weird scenarios while just trying their best, but always tries to take it with humor especially if someone’s with them.
most of his friends wouldn’t expect it, but basil’s very romantic, like going all out even for a first date and is probably doing waay too much for his opposite.
not really into the whole sex, drugs n rock ‘n’ roll as he prefers to maybe drink a few beers with his closest friends due to seeing what alcohol can do to people on an almost daily basis as a bartender. however, all of kian’s tattoos are canon for bas except for the native american and butterfly ones.
WANTED PLOTS.
literally everything but to be basic .. a best friend ( who might even know about his high iq bc he truly doesn’t tell anyone ), bad influence ( basil’s not exactly innocent or good himself but there’s always worse am i right ), childhood friend ( someone he considered a friend after moving to a completely new country ), enemy ( maybe they’re of the opposite group or even in the same and they had some fight that led to it or just disliking each other for apparently no reason at all just .. pls give me smth negative ), ex on good/bad terms ( as basil’s pretty romantic it could’ve been too much for the other or literally any other reason k thanks ), someone who hates his jokes ( plain n simple .. kewl ), my brain is scattered bc it’s almost 2am rn so i Def missed 820397 plots i’d love but u know what .. i’m a plot pro so shrugs. also i nearly wrote pro plot so u get me now .. pls killme KMDSX.
☾ — ·˚ » SAINT DEVERAUX is in saint tropez !! they often get mistaken as ALISSA VIOLET. apparently, SHE arrived from THE USA. they’re a TWENTY-ONE year old UNLABELED CIS FEMALE. i hear they’re known as VIGOROUS and DETACHED. they also make their living as an ACTRESS but you’d have to ask them a bit more.
BACKGROUND + PERSONALITY.
just as a small disclaimer: if anyone read girls on fire by robin wasserman, saint’s personality is heavily inspired by one of the characters in it aka lacey. and if u haven’t read it .. pls do it if you’re even just remotely into ya literature.
born and raised in los angeles, us, saint was practially thrown into the lives of the rich and famous. her parents were big in hollywood back in the 80s & 90s and gave those legacies to her.
being practially raised by nannies, saint didn’t really have a connection to her parents till they retired when she was fourteen. from there it was basically always good which is .. v weird but they somehow made it work.
as soon as saint turned eighteen she decided to change her last name to her mother’s maiden name, as she’s never been a fan of women having to give up their names just for being married even if it’s voluntary. this also resulted in her imdb page ( she truly made it huh. ) being “divived” into saint bartowski ( also shoutout @ anyone who gets this ref ) and saint deveraux.
at age eighteen saint also let out her true self, at least towards her parents. she admitted to worshipping lucifer just to piss them off and see how they’d react, it was just a game for her. but to be as convincing as possible, she did the most, even though she would’ve already had them just with her words, but saint always wanted to know just how far she could take it.
to the public she’s seen as this socialite turned actress who never did anything wrong, but just due to her parents and herself keeping everything under a neat little rug.
saint’s a very passionate person and loves to be surrounded or admired by people, but at the same time she doesn’t really care about anyone, no matter how many i love yous she’s going to whisper into someone’s ear or no broken promises ever.
as a result of the press putting labels onto her 24/7 she resents them. the only one she’ll ever claim is being in the lgbtq+ com as it’s basically the only thing in her life she truly cares about besides acting and her cats. however saint also makes a lot of fun of men and highly prefers females and nb pals for .. u know what.
she can also be extra af as she literally bought an old vw t1 bus in st. tropez for the short amount of time she’s there and have it look exactly like the one she has back in la with the pride flag sprayed on its roof and every little sticker/detail on its doors, etc.
getting to her job .. she currently stars in a made up netflix show that’s somewhere between veronica mars, twin peaks and 21 jump street ( the movie version ). i actually made a whole filmography for her but i’m too lazy for graphics and i’m not even sure whether i can use real movies/shows so oo. but if u want a list i can tots send it via disc*rd ( btw mine is artcmis#4377 ). and just know that she admires amber heard and mostly chooses roles like her aka not the damsel in distress. tho she would def love to save that kind of character one day .. js.
this is getting soo messy already omg. but to put her in a nutshell, saint’s a callous, manipulative, control loving, determined scorpio who also happens to be an actress, cat lover and feminist putting up a facade daily. also she can’t handle relationships for shhhit.
and what would these bullet points be if i didn’t start and finish them with a disclaimer ? still a mess yeah ik .. MXKAJD. but even tho most probs don’t even know who alissa is i just wanted to say that saint will have green eyes bc .. #aesthetic.
WANTED PLOTS.
once again any plot goes except for romantic stylez kind of plots bc yk not her kind of thing. catfish ( either someone used to catfish someone else using her pics or even better someone got catfished with her photos n now they’re meeting and she’s .. acting v different. plS. ), fwb ( so yeah saint hates relationships but u know what she doesn’t hate wink wink ;) KMSLASK also probs won’t work with males bc she’s all like [ cher horowitz vc ] as if ! ), fan ( someone who likes her movies or show idk ?? let her be all chill with them pls ), smoke bud ( she loves to party & smoke soo .. maybe even in an all-in-one with the fan plot ), enemy ( probs one of the other sec charas bc maybe they’ve met before or even wanted the same role ?? ), once again my brain is a mess sooo .. good bi !
this got longer than my biography ever could so if u read it all .. u truly are the mvp and deserve an award.
#stropez:intro#≻ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴀʏ ┊ ooc.#i feel like i'm the only one not in the gc yet sooo excuse me if i roll in there Very awkwardly later SKAKDJ#also i don't know a proofreading so .. smiles.
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im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
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I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies
(via yanchik)
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#relatable
#≻ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴡ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ┊ musings.#≻ 'ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs 'ʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ ┊ wanted plots.
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Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann
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tag dump !
#≻ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴs ғᴏʀɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ┊ aesthetics.#≻ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢɪᴍᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ┊ attire.#≻ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴜs ᴡᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ┊ events.#≻ ᴜsᴇ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʟɪᴇs ┊ interactions.#≻ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ’s ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ɪɴ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅɪsᴇ ┊ memes.#≻ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴡ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ┊ musings.#≻ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ┊ snaps.#≻ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ʀᴜʟᴇs ɪ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ‘ᴇᴍ ┊ tasks.#≻ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʜɪɢʜs ┊ texts.#≻ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ʙʟᴀsᴛɪɴɢ sʜᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟs ┊ tunes.#≻ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʟᴏᴡs ┊ tweets.#≻ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ sᴍɪʟᴇ ┊ vanity.#≻ 'ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs 'ʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ ┊ wanted plots.#≻ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴀʏ ┊ ooc.
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