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Lol when i say I grew up in Texas people always ask “did you go to the coast a lot?” Ummm no...no I did not

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im readinge the book with mama

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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Persephone's Garden

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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meanwhile on twitter

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I hate the met galla. None of those people are important to me. My horsey is important to me.

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i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,

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