I think adults need to go outside and play more.
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Some of Omnia's content has gone viral recently, making her a recognizable target. Please share urgently.
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think it’d be kinda cute to test breedability in a femme by sticking my fingers in their mouth and watching how desperate they get
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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it
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PICKLES LITEARLLY STALKS MY ROOM LIKE A FUCKING SHARK
THE GREEDY FUCKING GRABBER. i eat in my room bc we dont have a table set up yet and mainly bc pickles will steal food out of your fcuking mouth.
sometimes he just sticks his nasty little paw under the hole in my door. i saw him prowling outside and considering if he should stick his hand through the door. I'm not safe here!!!! he smells my food like blood to a shark
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looking thru old photos and saw a horrifying vision. me with no ass
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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"I love you Gaza. Israel & USA are genocidal terrorists"
Seen in Puerto Rico
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Hey guys, I know she’s really beautiful, but don’t forget SHE IS A REAL BEAUTIFUL HUMAN behind her tumblr account, so treat her like one. R-E-S-P-E-C-T her as a person because she is one. Don’t be creepy and nasty and weird. Let her enjoy her tumblr experience in peace. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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I love mutant neopets VERY much so I’ve been compelled to whip up more hideous creations - here’s espeon and flareon!
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Birds high in the sky, rocks and small creatures scurrying across the prairie, no signs of the once grand city that stood here apart from the concrete viaduct built through the grasses, it stands as a Monument to the last trains that once crossed this land. The last time a human stepped foot in these ancient wastes was to repair these tracks for the aid of the lovely woman.
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They’d probably do this
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