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atleast i have my gettyimages horse with its mouth wide open to keep me company
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my dream is to be on one of those voicedub tumblr youtube videos that ive been watching since 2018
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She inquires, “Doth thou loveth me?” I reply, “Only a tad bit, for I only love my bed, and mine Mother, I apologize.”
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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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skibidi toilet rizz
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do you guys like my horse from gettyimages with its mouth wide open
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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
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you know, I've been thinking, after this trail of carnage, I might just hang my sword up. just gotta slay these last few villains and I'll have evil solved, and there will be a place for me in this peaceful world I've created. with the sword.
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If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
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