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anyone wanna hear a joke
what did Vic Michaelis say to William Shakespeare
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"you threw me out of a moving truck"
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waste your precious breath
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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anyone wanna hear a joke
what did Vic Michaelis say to William Shakespeare
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For Pride Month, I would like to throw my very long and pointy green hat in the ring.
[Disclaimer: this is 100% a joke and not a real audition unless you like me, in which case, I am very serious]
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HEK!! kallamar shamura
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drew my own designs of shamura since its been a hot second leshy heket kallamar
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erm what the sigma
leshy heket shamura
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the woyrm heket kallamar shamura
#oguhhhh hes so wide eyed#he looks like hed oesnt think anytghing bad is going to happen t o him#he looks like he believes in the future#aioljghjkdnfs
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Ning Yingying with a greatsword is so natural to me I forget it's not real and they all have the same basic slim swords. I can imagine young yingying with such clarity struggling to even swing something so heavy and needing to stop after 30 seconds because her sword is like half her weight but she refuses to get a normal sword and shen jiu lets her do whatever the fuck she wants.
She's a bumbling idiot who constantly falls over when the weight of her sword gets too heavy for her and half the time she almost kills someone losing control of it. Then when she's grown up she can handle it like it weighs nothing and everyone is so scared of this cute woman with her hundred pound sword that can break apart the hardest stone with one swing
#OMG#OMG OMG OMG#WHAT#WHAT WHAT HWAT#AGUHVNCNJG#NEVER ESCAPING THIS HEADCANON#SHE DESERVES TO BE TINY AND DEADLY#I THINK SHE SHOULD KILL SOMEONE WITH HER EPIC GREATSWORD
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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"
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I like how you draw The Lamb like a muppet
so this is my au i call it the lamb with an arm up their ass au
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I finished this month postcard for my patrons òwó

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about to commit a crime. and that crime. well lets justr say. murder.
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