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THREE. THREE WEEK PERIOD. EVE. EVE. EVE IT WAS A JOKE WHEN I SAID TO EAT THE APPLE. CAN YOU TAKE IT BACK?!
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I don't remember if I posted these or not
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alright time to post/queue up all the doodles from the last two months
kallamar beloved you were the worst fight outside of narinder's for me to face and im making the au reflect that. squid boy revenge
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I’ve been trying to figure out how to pitch this thing to my agent
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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already
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if youre against body shaming, then you HAVE to be against body shaming men too.
that means no more micropenis and small dick "jokes".
that means no more neckbeard "jokes".
that means no more "jokes" about moobs / man boobs if someone has told you that it makes them uncomfortable (/ dysphoric).
that means no more mocking men (and women, but i see this targeting men more often) with flat asses.
that means no more mocking men for having long hair.
that means no more mocking men for having a "pedo 'stache".
that means not mocking trans men who dont want to medically transition and respecting their boundaries.
that means not mocking intersex men whose intersex variations you dont personally understand.
be against body shaming ANYONE.
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I never understood why people put the trigger warnings in the tags like. It's at the bottom of the post?? "Oh no, I've seen something that really messes up my mental health at least there's something to warn me AT THE BOTTOM OF THE THING" I don't understand
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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board
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Sometimes I have what I call "New Towel Blindness," which is basically where I forget I'm an adult with adult money that I can exchange for goods and services I would like, like say new towels instead of continuing to use my grandparents' hand-me-down towels they gave me when they downsized and I was in college.
And it is definitely one of those things exacerbated by growing up poor and then being a super poor twentysomething, but I think it's something many of us fall into.
Anyway today I bought a bra that doesn't cause my boobs physical pain, a purse in my style instead of continuing to use the poorly sized not-my-style purse I'd been gifted, and joined a gym because I remembered I can just give someone money in exchange for them teaching me how to lift weights instead of thinking "gosh strength training would be good to do as my body ages I wish I knew how."
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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
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This makes me laugh ever single time I see it
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firm reminder that if you’re saying shit completely indistinguishable from bigots like “we gotta start killing trans women” ��trans men should just take some dick and they’ll be normal” “[slur for intersex people] are such a small minority and they always make it about themselves” (all real opinions i have seen Multiple times) then you can fuck right off
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Put him in the House of Hades (from the game Hades)
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The Sam standee is in the House of Hades from Hades!
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Technically true.
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