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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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5 times the batfam uses Dick's name to persecute Bruce

"Dick is ready - "

"Not unless you've taken Viagra, old man"

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"Dick is up-"

"Do not be disgusting Father."

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"I need Dick for this."

"I'll call Clark but TMI Bruce."

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"Dick - "

"Language, Master Bruce."

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It's been weeks since Bruce last said Nightwing's name out loud, and they are all here to punish him for it.

"I'll remind you all we are in a public space," he says in warning, before sighing heavily. His considers his words and grimaces, but there is no way out. Gordon also appears to be holding back his delight. "Dick will not be available for dinner, Commissioner."

Swanning past, his eldest (who had clearly lied about an emergency in Blüdhaven) remarks, "The catering staff finalised the menu weeks ago, too late to change it B."

He is going to disown them all.

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Thank you @grannyhitsuzen!

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You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.

Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.

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my humor 2016

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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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Red Robin fanart that I made some time ago and forgot to post here 🙃

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NEVER GIVE UP

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"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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Peter Parker in Kamala Khan’s body being obsessed with lip gloss

Marvel Team-Up #3 (2019) written by Eve L. Ewing art by Joey Vazquez, Moy R., & Felipe Sobreiro

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hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

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that went hella left

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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Hi? is it possible to get a higher res of the team templates for this year?