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I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others
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person who doesn't wanna wash dishes voice: you gotta let em soak
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person
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smoking that shit that made the femme high
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elephant trunk snakes are absolutely ridiculous. That's a creature alright.



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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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