Will / Vaughn (if you want to kiss me on the mouth) ✩ 23 ✩ he/him ✩MIKE!!!! GIMME ONE OF THOSE WENDY'S FROSTY 'S!!!!
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not feeling good about the homestuck news please check on your current and former fan of homestuck friends
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call me communion cause im that cracker with the juice
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can i have 50 dollars
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It's so funny when TERFs do biological essentialism and take it to some insane extreme I never could have imagined on my own. You'll be scrolling an LGBT or feminist tag and suddenly see a post that says "Women prefer milk chocolate colored pretzels while men prefer dark chocolate covered pretzels due to Female Socialization," and some other TERF in the notes is replying "Men eat dark chocolate covered pretzels because they have angry, rage-filled souls. Women are incapable of eating dark chocolate covered pretzels, the flavor is too harsh and wicked for their gentle tongues." and not a single person in the thread realizes that this is fucking balderdash
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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annoying as fuck to me when a certain sort of gay man says "boy pussy" when they mean "asshole". You want to fuck men in the butt and you need to own it. You probably couldn't even handle real man cave anyway...
#suggestive#Sorry (Not really)#man cave is the funniest thing to call a man's vagina sorry#i think about it often#but#the boy pussy thing is such a non-issue but it's still annoying a f!!!!#it's just been on my mind tonight
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i love the word lagomorph because it sounds like it’s supposed to mean something alien or unnatural but it’s just. buny
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need to make a proper ref sheet for a special little guy...
#This is the last drawing I have of him...#need to fix the bridge of his noseyyy but it's not horrible
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need to make a proper ref sheet for a special little guy...
#do you guys remember goat vaughn#yeah that one#like lowkey since I drew him I've been keeping him.#I draw him every now and again#for myself.
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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Visa and Mastercard may be getting a lot of calls about their adult content policies, but I just called in to PayPal and not only was there no wait, the customer service rep I got had never had one of these calls before (they were very nice about it.)
Don't overlook the online processors - even more than Visa and Mastercard they are the ones pressuring online retailers. PayPal is the one that's been pressuring Patreon over the last year or so.
I've had no luck reaching Stripe, all of the numbers people have dug up ring through as disconnected.
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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