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i feel like this is important enough to put on here.

if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked

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what if i didnt do the task and instead i watched minecraft youtubers for 102838492 hours instead

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Tubbo said the only time he came out was when he was playing fortnite with tommy and freddie when he was 14 and they were doing a bit about gay sex and Tubbo deadass said “well that might be nice actually”

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fit was really normal whenever they won a day in purgatory i think

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we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

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I know I forgot his domino but I like drawing eyes ok

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Al Ghul genes right

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Jason: once I tried to rob this preppy kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight year old just asked me to kill him outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried.

Tim:

Tim: omg wait that was me!!! :D

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If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

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Bruce: Has anyone seen Jason and Damian?

Tim: That went out

Bruce: For what?

Dick: Something about Jason breaking a whetstone- don't ask- and Damian demanding he replace that

Bruce: We already have a whetstone for the batarang

Tim: Yeah, but Damian said and I quote "My katana was forged by greatest bladesmiths the League of Assassins has to offer, that cheap rock will not go anywhere near it"

Bruce: ...That does sound like Damian

Dick: Yep. So now we're just waiting on them

[5 minutes later]

Tim: [looks at his phone and starts laughing]

Tim: You guys are not gonna believe this

Dick: What?

[Shows a trending video of Jason walking across a parking lot with a bag in one hand and a screaming Damian under his arm, before noticing the camera and saying, "don't worry, he's mine I'm not stealing him." *pause* "if I was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn't be this asshole"]

Bruce: [tired sigh] Sadly, I can believe it...

Dick: Well, at least he got the whetstone

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Metropolis Pride: So many Lex Corp sponsored floats that are bland and tacky. A couple of drag queens. Very sanitized. Superman isn't even there. People literally fall asleep in the crowd.

Gotham Pride: There's a whole ass villain float. Bruce Wayne was in drag, got kissed by Superman AND Wonder Woman. It lasts for a solid three days. No crimes are committed because nobody wants to be called homophobic by Red Hood. Spoiler and Batgirl lead the parade. Everyone is having the time of their lives.

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Tim and Steph being 90s email buddies is so fun. How often did Babs or Bruce scroll through their emails looking for security breaches and instead get godawful teen flirting and "You stop emailing first." "No YOU stop emailing first 😏" over and over again.

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absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (

go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!

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Gentle persuasion

A veeeeeery loose sequel to this (x)

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"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.