Text
At the age of 18 you take a mandatory test. Talking about the test is prohibited. If you score a 95% or above you鈥檙e taken away. You just scored the highest in the world.
20K notes
路
View notes
Text

the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place
72K notes
路
View notes
Text
"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((
71K notes
路
View notes
Text
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
184K notes
路
View notes
Text
"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly




96K notes
路
View notes
Text
They should invent a job that i actually want to do
132K notes
路
View notes
Text
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

119K notes
路
View notes
Text
pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry
less wrinkles
yayyyy organization
it is done
cons
right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage
121K notes
路
View notes
Text
sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
156K notes
路
View notes
Text
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
94K notes
路
View notes