🎈34 ~ 🏳️🌈🇪🇸🦦♓ • ADHD • 🔞 NSFW • 💍 Married✨ Sometimes reality is irrelevant, sometimes it must be sacrificed in the name of fantasy.
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Bowie misses the beach 🦉🌿⛱️
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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My flight was delayed so I spent the extra time doing a glass of water study on my iPad using this ridiculous image of a budgie. I love birds behind glasses of water.

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Monasterio de Montserrat, Catalunya, Spain.
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seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat
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US defaultism is insane yesterday l said on a discord server “it’s winter but I’m not cold. whyyy...” and they responded “dude it’s summer. it’s july” and then proceeded to DOUBLE DOWN when I explained that they were thinking of the wrong hemisphere
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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh
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