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The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

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consider: large bug that acts like a dog

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‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’

- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.

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Communists stop climate change. It makes sense! We only started worrying about the temperature rising after the USSR fell.

The communists held back the global warming! Now that they're mostly gone, the climate is out of control.

Imagine how cold it could be if all of humanity was commies. There'd be penguins everywhere.

Communist penguins, of course.

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My ebook manager sorts tags alphabetically, so one fic's tag list starts out as "Also they get reattached afterwards! Body horror. But don't worry, these two will mellow out eventually!"

and i'm just like

[I.D: ao3 tags that read “vivisection, blood and gore, rated m for organs outside, unusual methods of showing affection”]

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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

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Customer: IM A 9 GAGGER AND A ENTHUSIAST OF CARS. I CAN SAY CARS ARE PRETTY MUCH MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. DMV: O FUCKS Verdict: DENIED

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hey can you look for my notebook while you're there? i think i dropped it last time...

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

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i realized partway into writing a story that the guy that made everyone upset was just me. he was just me, doing the things i do, in a context i'd be doing them in if i got the chance. and that made me realize some things about myself and i had a bit of a cry with my therapist about it. i don't know if i'll ever write anything quite as personal as that again

Writing is so much fun! You can be like "I should process this" and just go nuh-huh, see, I'm going to make up a guy and have them process it for me. Not me! It's the guy I made!

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what do domain squatters even get by putting porn on abandoned domains? like yea i'm totally gonna go "i was looking for this old blog post about TTRPGs but if the porn's right there i might as well watch it and give them all my credit card info"

like it's not even framed as shock content?? it's just "WELCOME TO GUILDMASTERSADVENTURETIPS DOT COM, WE'VE GOT THE HOTTEST SEX VIDS, HERE'S TODAY'S MOST POPULAR"

what do you get by making me see that shit? what is your problem? like. you're tricking me onto a site that isn't what i asked for, why do you think i would trust that clicking anywhere isn't going to give me 7 zillion viruses?

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Okay so I just watched a video of a boy who once identified as trans still got bottom surgery after he realized he was cis and people were so fucking rude? Like just because this cis dude has a vagina people were calling him transphobic and wishing death upon him.

So this is a reminder that when we as a community advocate for bodily autonomy and gender surgeries that means everyone regardless of gender can do whatever they want with their bodies.

If someone who is cisgender wants top/bottom surgery THEY CAN GET IT. If someone wants facial plastic surgeries that we usually find creepy like buccal fat removal or eye lifts THEY CAN GET IT. And here’s the really controversial one but if someone wants to do things that harm their body like hard drugs or diy mods THEY CAN DO IT!

Because body autonomy isn’t just “I can get bottom surgery to pass” or “I can get an abortion” it’s also all the wild stuff that makes us uncomfortable and that’s okay.

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reading this makes me feel like i've just been exposed to radioactive waste

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hey i'm back from getting water. sorry it took so long, i had to go around a weird pit

hey dingus! drink some water! are you feeling sad? that's no good! drink some water! will it help? maybe! who knows! drinking water is a good idea regardless! so why not have a nice refreshing sip? sounds like a plan to me! go on, go get a glass of the good stuff! I'll be here when you get back!