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This meme but its me at work and they don't know i draw furry porn in my spare time
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last post reminds me of the time when i first started working and a coworker was badmouthing furries and i was like "you know im a furry right" and he was like "lmao sure bud" and i showed him my sona as my phone bg and he didnt talk to me for like a week+ then finally he was like "are you really a furry" and im like "yes heres more art of my sona" and he was like "hm. ok." then got fired the week after for pulling a box cutter on another employee
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What will happen if you start eating oats every day.
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good customer maxxing by showing them i’m very clearly NOT stealing
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Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking
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i love posts that have a definitive line after which it's clear you can just go back to whatever it is you were doing. nothing intelligent will be said
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have you ever taken a covid test for fun? sorry I know you're Canadian
the first time i ever took a covid test i collapsed on the floor lol
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the fact that straight men like boobs is like the most obvious thing ever but witnessing a straight man liking boobs irl felt almost unbelievably cliche like seeing a mouse eating cheese or a dog peeing at a fire hydrant
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Cutting edge SWAT team effortlessly torn to pieces by my nonbinary catboy girlfriend
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Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"
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