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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
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his father was a glove
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"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.
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what it feels like asking anyone 1+ years younger than me if they wanna hang out

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girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value
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It's been very hard to get people to understand what I mean when I say, "This is what losing feels like," and they get angry at me and shout that no, it isn't, it's just because someone isn't doing something, they should do something, someone should do something, why isn't anyone doing something, they need to FIX THIS, and I'm like... yeah, see, that's what I meant. This is what losing feels like. You've got to try to not be in the losing position because this is what losing feels like.
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@non-un-topo siggy this fic is immaculate i am just an idiot
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[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.
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I don't want to rest in peace I'd rather be the ghost that annoys you
Skulls - Bastille
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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩
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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.
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no one cares about your boyfriend and his first name
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