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Darry: Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Ponyboy: We won't.

Steve: We're not children.

*Darry leaves*

Ponyboy: Eat shit and die.

Steve: Fuck you.

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Ponyboy: Thank you for coming Soda..

Sodapop: Of course, Pony.

Ponyboy: and thank you Steve for coming even though I told you more than once not to.

Steve: You're most certainly welcome.

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Steve: What are we gonna do?!

Ponyboy: Blame you.

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Dally: Heyyy, you love us no matter what, right?

Darry, sighing: What did you and Two-Bit do now?

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Two-Bit: What goes up but never goes down?

Darry: I don't know.

Dally: Come on super man, guess.

Darry: Fine. The amount of stress you two bring to this gang.

Dally: ....

Two-Bit: ....

Dally: Well damn.

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Dally: Ponyboy has a point.

Ponyboy: Don't agree with me. It makes me uncomfortable.

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Johnny: My crush isn't picking up on my hints.

Darry: What hints have you given them?

Johnny: Well, I think about them a lot

Johnny: And sometimes I even think about talking to them

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Darry: How the hell did you break your leg??

Ponyboy: Do you see those porch stairs?

Darry: Yes, why?

Ponyboy: I didn't.

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Sodapop: You look tired.

Ponyboy: If one more person tells me I look tired, they're gonna look like they got punched in the face.

Sodapop: Understandable. Have a nice day.

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Ponyboy: Any plans for tonight?

Two-Bit: No.

Ponyboy: Loser.

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Dally: You got a better idea how to do it?

Ponyboy: Didn't say that. Just pointing out that this one sucks.

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Ponyboy: You ever replay a conversation in your head, and realized you sounded like an idiot?

Two-Bit: Have you met me?

Ponyboy: ....

Ponyboy: Fair point.

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Two-Bit: You know, there's times where I think you don't take me seriously.

Ponyboy: Seriously? There's times you think I do?

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Ponyboy: I hope I die brutally in front of you with no way to stop it, so that it haunts you for the rest of your life.

Steve: I'm sorry I ate your food! My god!

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Dally: I'm going to tell you something cause I really think you need to hear it.

Steve: Ok..?

Dally: You should go fuck yourself.

Steve: ....

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Darry: Your problem is that you've got no common sense!

Ponyboy: I have plenty of common sense!

Ponyboy: I just choose to ignore it.

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Ponyboy: You're my hero!

Johnny: All I did was catch your plate of dino nuggets before it hit the floor.

Ponyboy: But you did it heroically.