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Reggie: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don’t want a lot of criticism.

Alex: and you came to me?

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Luke: who the fuck-

Julie: Language.

Luke: whom the fuck-

Julie: no.

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Willie: I like your shirt.

Alex: thanks it was 50% off.

Willie: *trying to flirt* I’d like it better if it was 100% off.

Alex: the store can’t just give away free stuff.

Willie: that’s not what I-

Alex: that’s a terrible way to run a business Willie.

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Julie: I just want to die

The phantoms: *not understanding gen Z humour* are you ok?

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Julie: *answers phone.* Hello?

Luke: It’s Luke.

Julie: What did he do this time?

Luke: No, it’s me, Luke. It’s actually me.

Julie: What did you do this time?

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Luke: this was almost a good idea

Alex: you just described about 90% of our stuff

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i do kind of love the idea of the guys fixing their outfits to go perform with Julie at the orpheum while still in caleb’s club. Reggie just takes off his jacket and rolls up his sleeves, Alex unbuttons his shirt and takes off his tie, and Luke is in the back of the Hollywood ghost club frantically attaching his lucky rabbit’s foot to his pants and ripping off his sleeves like “julie CANNOT see me like this. she MUST see my biceps one last time. i MUST wear an arm band”. like bro, the others are GONE. they’re already at the orpheum and Luke is still frantically fixing his hair in the mirror.

luke honey, you were on a serious time crunch, and yet you still took the time to make sure that you looked hot. i respect that

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Alex: Reggie, we tried things your way.

Reggie: no we didn’t.

Alex: I did it in my head and it didn’t work.

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Alex: uh oh.

Luke: what?

Alex: Somebody’s in love.

Luke: yeah right. I just think Julie’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

Luke, later that night: uh oh.

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Luke: those pants look great, and I bet they’d look even better on Alex’s floor.

Alex: ... are you hitting on Willie for me?

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Reggie: *playing one of his country songs*

Luke: oh hey, do you take requests?

Reggie: sure.

Luke: please stop.