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Real back to school essentials
• Headphones • 3 interesting facts about yourself • a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
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Clear Liquor = We Fuckin
Brown Loquor = We Fuckin, AGGRESSIVELY 😁
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I didn't have to work today! But I can also feel a panic attack coming about other things.
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MIKEYYYYYYYYYYY
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bnuy
I'm not convinced any of you actually know what a bunny is.
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I trolled a noob in reno just to watch him fail
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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.
Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.
But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”
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If memory serves? If memory serves what? The people? The ruling class? Cunt?
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
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