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BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
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BEAT ME UP WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT ARGHHHHGKEKDVKKCFKR
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He looks like a psycho proffesor tbh, can’t be the only one hehe
Lowkey want him to beat me up with that bat, and he could and I’d be begging for more
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Beach Hazard
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Pairing: Lifeguard!Felix x Fem!Reader
Summary: Visiting your cousin in Australia for the first time without being prepared for the heat was one thing — but her not warning you about the real heat at the beach was another.
Warnings: Smut MDNI, Hot lifeguards
A/N: The reader does not have a specific skin color, ethnicity, or body type. The picture I chose from Pinterest is just to help visualize one of the bikinis better!
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The sun was merciless. It clung to Y/N’s skin, wrapped around her like a second layer, and turned every breath into a sigh of defeat. She fanned herself with a limp hand, already regretting everything.
“You never told me Australia was this hot,” she groaned, dragging her sandals through the burning sand.
Yeji, unfazed and radiant as always, only shrugged. “I thought it was kinda obvious, you know?”
They finally reached the beach—a postcard come to life. Crystalline waves kissed the shore, sunlight danced off every surface, and bronzed bodies glistened like they’d been sculpted for worship. Y/N squinted through the brightness, adjusting to the sheer number of abs per square meter.
She dropped her towel, barely finding the will to sit down before Yeji nudged her hard in the ribs.
“Just so you know,” Yeji whispered, eyes twinkling behind her sunglasses. “A little tourist highlight here… are our lifeguards.”
Y/N raised a skeptical eyebrow. “You can’t be serious. Baywatch-type lifeguards don’t actually exist—”
A sharp whistle sliced through the air, and then… slow motion.
The first one bolted down the beach like it was a fashion runway. Long, black hair whipped behind him, his expression carved with intense focus. His frame was lean, but corded with elegant muscle, the kind that made you forget how to breathe. His lips—full, plush, kissable—pouted naturally, and his shoulder-to-waist ratio defied logic. He sprinted toward a jet ski like a Greek god late for Olympus.
“That’s Hyunjin,” Yeji murmured, voice reverent.
On the jet ski, a man sat waiting, stoic like a painting in motion. His thighs alone could crush watermelons, tanned and glistening as the sun traced every line of definition. His gaze was sharp as steel as he nodded at Hyunjin.
“That’s Lee Know.”
A third lifeguard joined them, tossing a life vest with a lazy flick of the wrist. His tattoos were etched into golden skin, glinting under the sunlight. His Muscles…. eye candy.
“Han,” Yeji added, grinning.
Behind him, another man held up a pair of binoculars, but his forearms stole the show. Veins, muscle, pure buffness.
“That’s Changbin.”
Two more figures were prepping a small rescue boat. One had a smile like a slice of mischief—Jeongin. Playful eyes, sun-streaked hair, and that lean, boyish physique.
Beside him, Seungmin—cool, calm. His jawline could’ve cut diamonds, Understated beauty, the kind that lingered.
And then—
Yeji inhaled. “My personal favorite… Mr. Bang.”
Bang Chan strode behind them all like he owned the beach. His back—broad, powerful, unfair—was on full display as he adjusted a rescue board under one arm. He was all tan, sinew, and control. The leader energy radiated.
Y/N tried to swallow, but her throat was dry. “You’ve gotta be kidding me—”
And then… he appeared.
From the ocean itself. A mirage made real.
He walked out of the water like a dream crashing into reality. Golden skin wet and glistening, every curve of his abs carved by the gods. Water rolled down his torso, catching on the sharp lines of muscle, and Y/N actually forgot what she was saying. He ran one hand through his soaked blonde hair, pushing it back to reveal pretty brown-eyes that accidentally locked with hers.
Time paused. Her lungs gave up.
His lips parted slightly, breath catching—and hers did too.
“Jesus,” Y/N whispered. “Who is that?”
Yeji smirked. “Felix.”
Y/N could only blink. Hello Felix…
Never in her life had Y/N felt so painfully, violently unfucked. It hit her like a freight train the moment he emerged from the water, all abs and attitude, and it hadn’t let up since. Her thighs clenched instinctively.
Holy. Shit.
“It’s nothing serious!” Changbin yelled toward the jet ski, giving a thumbs-up as Lee Know veered off with that stone-faced drama only he could pull off.
Hyunjin jogged over, hair flying behind him like he was in a shampoo commercial. “Did you see what’s up?”
“A woman thought she saw a shark,” Felix murmured, voice low and rough. “False alarm.”
His gaze drifted lazily back to the woman in a tiny white bikini, the kind that looked like it would disintegrate if the wind picked up. His eyes lingered—just for a second—then flicked back toward his friends.
“Mate, we’re still on duty,” Chan said, clapping him on the shoulder like a disappointed dad.
Felix just gave a low, cheeky laugh—the kind that made Y/N’s stomach flip. “I’m on watch.”
He grabbed the whistle Chan held out, slipping it around his neck with lazy precision. Then came the sunglasses.
“I know you’re on watch. I’m your boss,” Chan muttered. “But I literally just caught you ogling a girl.”
Felix raised one perfect brow and waved it off, already turning to patrol the beach like he owned the damn coastline.
Y/N’s jaw dropped. She wasn’t breathing. She couldn’t breathe.
“He literally just looked at me,” she gasped, gripping Yeji’s arm like a woman in spiritual distress.
“Felix?” Yeji asked, amused.
“Mhm.”
“Sure, sweetie,” Yeji snorted, clearly unconvinced.
Y/N turned her head slowly, eyes tracking Felix like he was prey and she was starving. “No, I need to have him.”
Yeji burst into laughter. “Good luck. All of them are fellow students in my class at my college, and I’ve been trying to get into Chan’s pants since high school.”
“Any luck?”
“Not even a crumb.”
Y/N narrowed her eyes, watching Felix’s golden skin disappear into the distance, his shoulders flexing with every step. Her voice dropped to a whisper.
“I’m going to make that man sin.”
The plan formed fast. Reckless. Beautiful. Stupid.
Y/N sat up, adjusting her bikini top like she was about to enter battle.
“No,” Yeji hissed. “Don’t even think about it.”
“I have to,” Y/N whispered. “He’s walking away, Yeji. Away from my life. My future. My Body. My womb.”
“You’re insane.”
“I’m in heat.”
Yeji groaned and dragged her sunglasses down. “Please tell me you’re not about to fake a drowning.”
“Not drowning. Just… distress. Sexy distress.”
“Oh my God. Y/N, no—”
But she was already walking—no, striding—toward the shore, her hair catching the breeze. She reached the shallows, flipped her head dramatically, and waded in.
Step. Step. Gasp.
She stumbled, flailing her arms like she was being attacked by invisible seaweed. “Ah! Oh no—help! Help me! I—I think I twisted my ankle in the water!”
Yeji slapped her own face. “Jesus Christ.”
A whistle shrieked.
Y/N turned in slow motion, ready to fall into the arms of her dripping wet, Australian savior.
But it wasn’t Felix.
It was Hyunjin.
Her smile faded.
Hair flying (WHY WAS HIS HAIR ALWAYS FLYING), eyes full of panic and beauty, he wrapped his arms around her effortlessly and lifted her like she weighed nothing. “You’re okay. I’ve got you,” he said, voice low and soft.
And sure, it was nice. Sure, he was an Adonis. But he wasn’t Felix.
She let him carry her all the way to the towels, fully committed to the bit, but as soon as her feet touched the sand, she peeled away like an annoyed cat.
“Thanks,” she said stiffly, and stormed back to her towel.
Yeji stared at her like she’d lost her mind. “What? Hyunjin isn’t enough for your greed?”
Y/N dropped onto the towel and grabbed her water bottle like it was a flask. “Believe me,” she muttered. “I was this close to showing Hyunjin my tits.”
She sighed.
“But I’m going to stay loyal to Felix.”
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She “accidentally” kicks her water bottle too far and jogs after it like a distressed deer.
Cue: Seungmin.
Polite. Kind. Hot in an infuriatingly nonchalant way.
He jogs over, picks up the bottle, and hands it to her with a smile so charming it could be a toothpaste ad.
“You dropped this.”
Y/N forces a smile. “Thank you… so much.”
Yeji just snorts behind her towel. “So loyal, huh?”
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She pretends to get stung by a jellyfish. “Ow! My leg—oh no—what if it’s venomous?!”
Jeongin appears, pulling off his shirt with impressive speed.
“Where is it? I’ll check for swelling—do you need me to pee on it?”
“What? NO! God, no! I’m fine—I’m fine now.”
Jeongin tilts his head. “You sure? I’ve been trained for this.”
“I don‘t want YOUR pee,” Y/N mutters under her breath and limps away, emotionally wounded.
Yeji looked at her disgusted and shocked.
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She fake-coughs dramatically, clutching her throat like she’s choking on saltwater air.
This time it’s Changbin. Concerned. Sincere.
“Do you need CPR?!”
Y/N widens her eyes. “N-no…?”
He gets closer. “Are you sure? You don’t look okay.”
She looks up at the sky, whispering, “Why do you mock me, God?”
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She splashes herself with water and flops down like she fainted.
Bang Chan runs up with a literal first-aid kit and more authority than a SWAT team.
“I need you to stay still, okay? Can you hear me?”
Y/N stares up at him. “You’re… not Felix.”
Chan blinks. “Um. No?”
She sighs. “Then leave me here. Let the sun take me.”
Yeji cackles so hard she nearly chokes on her mango smoothie. “You’re an embarrassment to this family.”
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Y/N glares at the sea, where Felix is, of course, walking along the waterline, shirt off, towel over his shoulder, hair wet and golden like he just stepped out of a wet dream.
She slams her fists into the towel. “WHY does God keep sending other hot lifeguards?! I don’t want the entire calendar, I want SEPTEMBER !”
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The next morning, Y/N burst into Yeji’s room like a woman on a mission.
“Get your towel. We’re going back.”
Yeji groaned from under the blanket. “I am not emotionally strong enough to watch you throw yourself at lifeguards again.”
Y/N clasped her hands like she was begging for water in a desert. “Please. I just need one more chance.”
“…You said that yesterday.”
“And I meant it then. But today I’m serious.”
Ten minutes later, Yeji was dragging her cooler through the sand, watching Y/N strut ahead in a bikini so small it could be mistaken for shoelaces. Leopard print. Glossy lips. Hair beachy and bouncy. A menace.
And there he was.
Felix.
Standing near the lifeguard tower, talking to Seungmin while tying his hair up. The muscles in his arms flexed as he looped the elastic around his damp blond strands, biceps and shoulders glistening in the sun like someone had Photoshopped reality.
Y/N stopped walking. “That’s it. This is the day I make him fall.”
“Or call security,” Yeji muttered, finding them a shady spot.
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She walks past the lifeguard stand, slow and deliberate. She bends to pretend to fix her flip-flop. Her butt is absolutely facing him.
Nothing. No reaction.
She peeks.
He’s looking at a seagull.
“You’re watching a bird?” she seethes.
Yeji sips her iced latte, unbothered from afar. “Damn, even the bird’s getting more attention.”
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She pretends to drop sunscreen and bends very slowly to pick it up. She even lets out a small gasp. Like it’s so hard to pick something up off the sand.
Felix jogs past her—past her—shouting something into his walkie-talkie.
“He didn’t even see me!” she hisses.
“He’s literally working,” Yeji deadpans.
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She finally gathers the courage to walk up to the tower. Felix is leaning on the rail, looking like an ocean god sent to torment her.
“Hi,” she says, as seductively as possible.
“Hey,” he says, smiling—but friendly. Polite. Professional.
She freezes. “I… like your whistle.”
Your whistle? Your WHISTLE?
“Thanks,” he chuckles, then leans over the edge. “Hey, Seungmin! Can you cover my post for five? I’m gonna refill my water bottle.”
YES! A window!
But before she can say anything else, he hops down and jogs right past her.
Y/N turns to Yeji, who is visibly crying from behind her sunglasses.
“I’m going to die alone.”
“No, you’re just going to die of dehydration from how hard you’re thirsting.”
Y/N flops onto her towel in defeat. “This is the worst vacation of my life.”
Just as she’s about to bury herself in sand out of shame, Felix calls out behind her, towel slung over his shoulder, voice teasing:
“Leopard print, huh? Bold.”
She jerks upright. “What?!”
He’s already walking away again. But this time, he smirks.
She turns to Yeji, completely unhinged. “Did you see that? That was flirting.”
“Or basic human interaction.”
“I am winning.”
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But the Euphoria didn’t last long……the rest of the day, Y/N gave up.
No sultry poses. No hair flips. No fake injuries.
She was just… tanning. Peacefully. Like a normal, non-horny person.
Face down, book open, towel beneath her. Her hair tied, sunglasses on, headphones in. She barely even looked in Felix’s direction.
Which apparently meant everyone else did.
“Who’s that?” Han asked, squinting through his sunglasses as he handed out ice pops from the cooler.
Seungmin tilted his head. “That’s Yeji’s cousin, Y/N. She’s been here two days in a row. Yesterday she tried to drown herself like three times.”
Jeongin laughed. “You mean the fake fainting girl.”
Felix frowned, not even sure why. “Why are you all looking over there?”
Han grinned, obnoxiously. “Because she looks hot.”
Felix scoffed. “She’s just reading.”
“Exactly,” Han said, chewing on his popsicle. “Effortless hot. That’s rare.”
Felix followed their gazes—casually, of course. And yeah. Okay. Maybe she did look a little too good just lying there in the sun, legs glistening, hips arched slightly, bikini flattering her every curve. She wasn’t looking at them.
Not looking at him.
He looked away, annoyed for no reason. “Focus. You’re on duty.”
But the rest of the afternoon, his eyes kept drifting. Especially when some random guys walked by a little too slowly. He tensed every time they looked at her twice. When one guy tripped trying to check her out, Felix nearly stood up.
He didn’t, though.
Didn’t matter.
Not his problem.
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Y/N came alone this time.
No Yeji. No plan. Just her book, her floral bikini, and a promise to herself to act normal.
She found her same spot, laid out her towel, and sank into the sun. She didn’t look around. She didn’t need to.
But she did feel it—the prickling sensation of being watched.
Felix was on his post, up in the tower. Sunglasses on. Elbows on the rail.
Watching.
Not obviously.
Just enough.
She smiled to herself but didn’t look up.
A few hours later, the sun was high, and she decided to take a quick dip. She set her book down, tied her hair up, and stepped into the water, sighing at the coolness against her skin.
She was waist-deep when two boys—maybe sixteen, seventeen—started splashing nearby.
They were giggling. Whispering. Then.
Snap.
She felt the back of her bikini top loosen.
“What the—?!”
She turned just as one of the boys tossed her top into the deeper waves, cackling. “Oops! Didn’t mean to!”
Y/N let out a scream, arms crossing over her chest, eyes wide with panic. “Are you kidding me?! What the hell?!”
The boys were still laughing, not realizing how serious she was.
But someone else did.
Felix was already sprinting from the tower.
His feet hit the sand hard, running full speed. Past the shoreline, crashing into the water like a force of nature. One of the boys saw him coming and bolted. The other stood frozen, half in shock, half in fear.
Felix didn’t stop.
He reached her, wrapping his arms around her from behind in one fluid motion, he turned her around his chest pressing against her breasts, strong arms holding her protectively.
“Got you,” he murmured, his voice low—too low—and calm despite everything.
Y/N was shaking. Not from the cold. Not from the water. From him. His arms. His voice. The sheer intimacy of it.
Her heart was somewhere in her throat.
“Stay still,” he said, one hand still holding her close, the other reaching out to catch the drifting bikini top with a perfect, practiced swipe.
Then his voice snapped like thunder toward the boys.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” His accent hit harder when he was angry. “You think this is funny? You touch anyone like that again and you’re not just getting kicked off the beach—you’ll be talking to police. Get lost.”
The boys scattered like roaches.
He turned back to her, gentler now.
“Hold on,” he murmured. “I’ve got it.”
With a strange tenderness, he helped her tie the top back on, his fingers brushing along her back, slow and methodical, careful not to look even though her blush was violently visible.
Then—just as he finished fastening the strap—he leaned in slightly, voice lower than it had ever been.
“Shame it wasn’t me who took it off.”
Her eyes snapped wide open. “What did you—?”
But he was already walking away, water dripping down his back, shoulders flexing with each step as he moved toward the shore like nothing happened.
“FELIX?!”
He didn’t turn around.
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Y/N sat wrapped in a towel like a sad burrito.
Yeji had finally arrived. “You had one job. Not to flash the beach.”
“I didn’t flash anyone, I got assaulted by middle schoolers.”
Yeji squinted at her. “Okay, fair. But can we talk about how you’re glowing right now? What happened?”
Y/N stared into the middle distance, whispering: “He said it.”
“Said what?”
“He said shame it wasn’t me who took it off.”
Yeji almost choked on her drink. “I’m sorry—EXCUSE ME?? Sir Felix ‘No Fun, Just Whistles’ said THAT?”
“WHILE tying it back on.”
Yeji stared at her in awe. “You have to seduce him today.”
“I need to interrogate him first.”
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She walks up to the lifeguard stand later, trying to be chill. Super casual. Not at all like she’s having an internal breakdown over a whisper.
He’s sitting there, eating from a container of cut-up mango like he didn’t just ruin her inner peace forever.
“Hey,” she says.
“Hey.” He looks up, relaxed, tongue flicking a mango slice into his mouth.
Unacceptable.
She blurts: “Did you mean it?”
He pauses. “Mean what?”
Her entire soul short circuits. “You know… the thing. The top. The taking-off thing.”
He raises a brow, amused. “Are you asking if I’m a pervert, or if I have taste?”
“I—what—no, I mean—yes?!”
He leans back, watching her squirm. “Maybe I just wanted to shut you up.”
“…What?”
“All that seduction. The sunscreen. The flip-flop. The fake fainting. The sunscreen again.”
Her mouth drops open. “You saw all that?!”
“I’m on watch,” he says, smug. “I see everything.”
She makes a strangled noise and nearly falls over trying to flee the scene.
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Y/N came prepared.
Leopard print? Too obvious. Floral? Too soft. Today, she wore nothing but white again. Her bikini bottom sat dangerously low, and she wasn’t wearing a top—just lying face-down on the towel with her arms folded under her head, chin resting on her wrists, legs stretched long and lazy. Her hair was in a loose bun, sunglasses on, lip gloss shining even under the sun.
And she knew he was watching.
Yeji was next to her, pretending to scroll her phone but clearly eyeing her like she’d lost her mind. “You’re insane.”
“He likes me,” Y/N said simply.
“I’m sorry, is this ‘he’ the same Felix that laughed when you pretended to drown? That Felix?”
“He told me it was a shame he didn’t undress me.”
Yeji went dead silent.
Y/N smirked and arched her back a little more, pushing her hips up so her ass caught the light, the curve dramatic, deliberate, and lethal.
“…Babe, you’re not even flirting anymore. You’re staging a porn.”
“I’m tanning.”
“You’re sinning.”
And then—
Crunching footsteps.
They both froze.
“…No fucking way,” Yeji whispered, staring over her sunglasses.
Y/N didn’t look. She felt it.
Felix crouched beside her towel, close enough that the shade of his figure darkened the sun on her shoulder. She smelled salt, sunscreen, and whatever cologne was hanging off his damp skin today.
“You’re going to get a sunburn on your back,” he said lowly, voice brushing the shell of her ear.
Y/N didn’t move.
Yeji’s jaw was somewhere in the sand.
Felix tilted his head. “Need help with the sunscreen?”
Silence.
Then—Y/N turned her head just slightly toward him, lips parted. “Do I look like I’d say no?”
He chuckled, not answering right away. He reached for the bottle Yeji had carelessly tossed beside them and popped it open with a click. Squeezed a generous amount onto his palm. The sound alone made Y/N squirm.
And then—his hands.
Warm.
Firm.
Slow.
Moving over her shoulders, across her back, then lower—his thumbs brushing her waist, fingers splaying wide. She gasped softly when he reached the small of her back, just above the waistband of her bikini bottom.
Y/N bit her lip.
His hands were so steady. Too steady for someone who should be flustered. But that was Felix—infuriatingly composed while she melted into the towel like butter on a grill.
He rubbed slow, methodical circles into her back, and every press of his thumbs felt like a kiss dipped in warning. You’re playing with fire.
And she was. Happily.
Yeji was still frozen beside them, pretending to scroll through her phone but definitely watching through her sunglasses.
“Relax,” Felix murmured, voice deep and smooth. “You’re tense.”
Y/N scoffed, half into the towel. “Wonder why.”
“Maybe it’s because you’ve been throwing yourself at lifeguards all week.”
“Not all lifeguards,” she mumbled.
“No?”
“Just one.”
Felix’s fingers paused—just a beat.
Then he smoothed the lotion lower, brushing close to the sides of her chest, but never quite crossing the line. He knew exactly what he was doing, the bastard.
“So I should feel special?”
She could feel the smirk in his voice. That cocky confidence, just barely covering something hungrier beneath it.
Then—
He leaned in.
His lips ghosted just above her ear, breath warm. “I like when you beg for attention.”
Her whole body stiffened—and not from the cold.
Before she could answer, he was already up. Walking away. Cool and casual, like he hadn’t just lit a match and tossed it over his shoulder.
She looked up in disbelief, eyes trailing after him. His back muscles were so unfair.
Yeji finally spoke.
“Are we going to pretend that didn’t just happen or—?”
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The lifeguard hut was humming with energy—half of them shirtless, all of them sun-kissed and cocky, talking over each other and sipping iced coffees.
Y/N walked in like she belonged there.
And technically, she didn’t.
But technicalities were for people who weren’t being ignored by the blond menace known as Felix.
Yeji had tried to stop her. “Y/N, I swear, if you go in there and start fake-rashing your way into his lap—”
“It’s not fake,” Y/N lied. “I’m itchy. And mad. And petty.”
The door creaked open behind her and heads turned. All of them. Like some Greek god convention had a roll call.
“Oh—hey,” Han said first, eyes already scanning her frame with his usual curious glint. “Everything alright?”
Y/N pouted. Dramatically. “I think I’m having a reaction to the sunscreen or something. There’s like… a rash?”
“Where?” Jeongin stood up so fast his chair squeaked.
“Need help?” offered Seungmin, already pulling on latex gloves from somewhere, like he’d trained for this exact emergency.
“Boys, please,” Chan said, chuckling. “Give her some space.”
“Oh, I don’t mind,” Y/N said sweetly. “It’s just—kind of hard to reach.”
Felix, sitting back with his feet up on the table and sunglasses on, hadn’t so much as flinched. His head turned lazily, a single brow raised above the rim of his shades.
“No comment?” she asked pointedly, arms crossed under her chest.
He shrugged. “I’m not a dermatologist.”
“You’re not funny.”
“Debatable.”
The other boys looked between the two of them like it was a tennis match from hell.
“Oh really?” Y/N said, tone sharpening into sugar-dagger territory. “You won’t help?”
“I’m on break,” Felix said simply.
“That’s it,” Y/N muttered.
And then—without fanfare, without shame—she dropped her bikini top.
“The rash is right here,” she said, pointing at her bare chest like she was unveiling the Mona Lisa.
The room short-circuited.
Jeongin turned around so fast he tripped over a stool.
Han fell off his chair.
Chan stared into the corner of the ceiling like he was mentally in church.
Seungmin had gone into full CPR mode and was frantically opening the first-aid kit with shaking hands.
Felix?
Felix exhaled the heaviest sigh known to man. “Y/N.”
“What?” she snapped, arms flaring with indignation. “If you won’t help, someone else will.”
But just as she tied her top back on with all the wounded pride of a tragedy heroine—her bravado slipped.
Literally.
Her chest started itching.
Burning, actually.
“…wait.”
She scratched her collarbone. Her neck. Her stomach.
“Wait. Oh no. Oh no no no—”
“Do you… actually have a rash?” Jeongin asked, blinking.
Y/N didn’t answer. She was already lifting her top again (to check, not to seduce anyone this time, thank you very much), and what she saw made her shriek.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.”
There were red blotches. Angry ones. Spreading up her sides and over her chest like she’d rolled in poison ivy and then insulted its mother.
Han leaned in, still lying half on the floor. “Okay but that’s definitely not acting anymore.”
Felix was already up, all trace of apathy gone. “Shit. Emergency bed. Now.”
Before she could argue, he scooped her up bridal-style—her dramatic ass, red patches and all—and laid her on the narrow cot in the back of the hut.
“I didn’t mean it,” she whispered, near tears. “I was just being dramatic.”
“No way,” said Seungmin, who was now dabbing her chest with some kind of cooling gel like a very professional nurse who wasn’t looking too hard.
“Is it from the water?” Chan asked, peering at the redness.
“She swam right after lunch,” Han added.
“Oh my God,” Y/N groaned, hiding her face. “I flashed all of you and now I’m actually allergic to the ocean.”
That was when Yeji burst through the hut door, cheeks pink from laughter, holding her phone like someone had just live-texted her the whole incident.
“WHAT HAPPENED—” she gasped, doubling over when she saw Y/N laid out on the emergency bed like some half-naked cautionary tale.
“Don’t,” Y/N said weakly, pointing at her. “Don’t you dare. How did you even find out !”
Hyunjin lowered his Phone and avoided Y/Ns Eyes.
“I told you not to pretend to have a rash.”
“I WASN’T PRETENDING—ANYMORE.”
Felix stood beside her, arms crossed, lips twitching like he was one laugh away from completely losing it.
“Next time you want my attention,” he said lowly, “just say hi.”
Y/N stared up at him in betrayal. “I already did once ! You ignored me. I hate you now !”
“You look hot like this,” he said.
She blinked.
Yeji cackled.
“…I hate you slightly less.”
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“Hey, do you guys have more of that aloe gel?” she asked, approaching the lifeguard hut where Felix was adjusting one of the rescue boards. “My skin’s still kind of itchy.”
He glanced at her. A tiny twitch at the corner of his mouth. “Yeah. Storage shed.”
He turned without another word and walked off toward the back of the hut. Y/N followed, pretending not to care that he hadn’t even looked at her bikini today.
The metal latch creaked as he opened the shed. She peeked inside—dim, stuffy, packed with boards, towels, boxes. It smelled like sunscreen, sea salt, and wet fabric.
“Do you need help finding it?” she asked, trying not to sound like she was begging for attention.
But before she could step back—
Clang.
The door closed behind her.
Click.
Locked.
Y/N blinked into the darkness. “…What the—”
Felix was there.
Close.
Too close.
She backed up until her shoulder hit the cool fiberglass of a surfboard. Her breath caught. He hadn’t touched her. Not yet.
He didn’t need to.
“You’ve been driving me insane,” he said lowly, eyes gleaming in the narrow slice of light. “That rash stunt? You really dropped your bikini top for them?”
She swallowed. “If you weren’t so goddamn unbothered I wouldn’t have to—”
His hand hit the wall beside her head.
She stopped.
He leaned in, lips brushing her ear.
“You followed me in here, babe. You sure you want what you’re asking for?”
Dim sunlight sliced in through the slats, streaking across Felix’s face, casting shadows over the sharp line of his jaw.
She should’ve said something clever. Should’ve smirked. Should’ve denied it.
Instead, she whispered, “Yes.”
And then he moved.
One step. One shift of his hips—and he pressed her to the wall, his body caging hers, the hard line of his cock grinding slow and rough against the thin fabric of her bikini bottoms.
She gasped. He exhaled like he’d been holding his breath for days.
“I’ve been patient,” he muttered, mouth dragging down her throat. “Too patient.”
Her fingers fumbled for something—his shoulder, his hair, anything to hold onto. But it didn’t matter.
His hand slid down between them, tugging the fabric of her bikini to the side. She barely had time to register the touch before his fingers were brushing over her folds, already slick.
“You’re soaked.”
“Felix—”
“You’ve been walking around like this? All week?” He growled into her skin. “What if someone else had touched you first?”
“Then you should’ve gotten there sooner,” she snapped—then gasped as he pushed two fingers inside her, curling them deep.
Her legs buckled. He caught her with a low chuckle.
“No time for games now, quit talking like a Brat” he said, already shoving his shorts down just enough to free himself. She felt him—hot, thick, flushed against her inner thigh. Her eyes widened.
“Lift your leg. Yeah—like that.” He hooked one of her thighs over his hip, steadying her against the wall. “You’re gonna take me just like this.”
And then he pushed in.
Slow at first. Stretching her open inch by inch, until she cried out against his shoulder.
“Fuck—fuck—”
“That’s it, sweetheart,” he groaned, dragging his hips back before slamming forward, filling her deep. “That’s what you wanted, isn’t it? You wanted me to ruin you.”
The words made her clench around him.
His rhythm built fast. Brutal. He was practically slamming her against the wall now, one hand gripping her thigh, the other braced beside her head, anchoring them both.
The storage shed echoed with the wet slap of skin on skin. Rescue boards rattled. A life vest fell from a shelf. She couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe—just felt.
“Turn around.”
“What—?”
“Turn. Around. Now.”
He pulled out with a grunt, spun her to face the wall, and bent her forward over the stacked beach towels. The moment her hands hit the crate, he was inside her again, deeper this time—rougher.
“Look at you,” he hissed. “Moaning like a whore, letting me fuck you in a damn shed.”
She couldn’t even deny it. Her eyes rolled back when his hand slipped around her front to rub harsh circles on her clit.
The noises were filthy. The air stank of sex and sweat and sun.
And when she came—biting down on her arm to muffle the scream—he kept fucking her through it, chasing his own high until his breath hitched.
Then he pulled out and finished across the curve of her ass, panting like he’d just survived a shipwreck.
Silence.
Only the sound of their breathing.
Her knees gave out. He caught her again, wrapped her up against his chest as her body trembled.
“…We just had sex on a crate of lost-and-found goggles,” she croaked.
Felix kissed her temple. “Hot.”
His breath was still ragged when he kissed her again.
Not gentle.
Not soft.
It was needy.
Y/N barely had time to register it. Her head spun, her thighs still trembled from the first time, but Felix was already reaching for her again, dragging her bikini bottoms all the way down this time and letting them fall around her ankles. She shivered.
“F-Feel like jelly,” she whispered.
“Then let me hold you up.”
He turned her, pressed her back against the shed wall once more, and hoisted her effortlessly—her legs wrapping around his waist on instinct.
His cock was hard again. Already.
She stared at him, breathless. “How do you even—?”
“I told you I wasn’t done.”
And just like that—he was inside her again.
No warm-up. No mercy.
She cried out, arms wrapping around his neck as he slammed into her, the motion jarring and raw and insane, but her body took it. Welcomed it. Soaked for it.
The surfboards rattled. Sand fell from the shelves. A whistle clattered to the ground.
He buried his face in her neck, sweat dripping from his temple to her collarbone.
“You feel so fucking good,” he growled. “Tight little pussy still clenching like she didn’t just milk me dry five minutes ago.”
She moaned and bit down on his shoulder to keep from screaming.
He fucked her harder.
The rhythm was relentless. The slap of his hips against her ass. Her heels digging into his back. Her hands desperately clawing at his lifeguard tank top. It was rougher than before—less about teasing, more about need.
She couldn’t even speak anymore.
Just moaned. Just whimpered.
His name on a loop in her mouth.
Felix. Felix. Felix.
“Gonna make you cum again,” he panted. “Wanna feel you squeeze me. Wanna hear those sweet little sounds you make when you lose it.”
“I—I can’t—”
“You can,” he snarled, and reached between them again, rubbing her clit with the kind of cruel rhythm that shattered her.
She came with a strangled gasp, head thrown back, nails digging into his shoulders.
But he didn’t stop.
Kept pounding into her while she was still spasming, overstimulated and whimpering, until he finally groaned her name and pulled out just in time—again—finishing hot and fast against her inner thigh with a choked moan.
They slumped against the wall together. Panting. Drenched. Shaking.
He looked down at her legs and laughed.
“You’re trembling.”
“No shit,” she mumbled into his chest. “I think my soul left my body halfway through.”
“I’m gonna have to carry you out of here.”
“Absolutely not.”
He kissed her again, this time softer. Lazy. Almost smug.
“…I love my life,” she whispered against his lips.
Felix grinned.
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POST-CREDIT SCENE (Wrap it up Marvel)
The air in the shed was thick—salt, sex, and shame clinging to the wooden beams.
Felix peeled a towel from the nearest crate and gently wiped between Y/N’s thighs, trying not to laugh when she squirmed.
“You okay?”
“No.” She was still breathless. “You broke me.”
“You’re walking. Eventually.”
He kissed her knee. Then her inner thigh. Then pulled her bikini bottoms back up, slow and gentle, like he hadn’t just ravaged her against the wall twice in a row.
He tucked himself back into his lifeguard shorts, ran a hand through his wild hair, and muttered, “We look so guilty.”
“We are guilty.”
She fixed her top, cheeks flushed, trying to rub some sand off her elbows with zero dignity left in her body. “I feel like I’ve got sunscreen in places it should never go.”
“Can i have your Number ?“ Felix interrupted her. She blinked at him. “I would even give you my Social Security Number“
Felix opened the shed door, the blinding sunlight making them both flinch like goblins.
Then—
“THERE you are!”
Yeji.
Standing ten feet away with a coconut in her hand and the biggest grin on her face.
Next to her—Chan. Shirtless. Holding a pool noodle like a sword.
Y/N froze.
Chan tilted his head. “You guys were gone for a while.”
Yeji took one look at Y/N’s flushed face, damp hair, and the towel clutched around her waist—and lost it.
Dropped her coconut. Fell to her knees. Screamed with laughter.
Y/N just stood there, mortified, as Yeji literally wheezed, gasping between fits:
“Your hair—your HAIR is still pressed flat on one side—you leaned against something! Oh my GOD—!”
Felix slid an arm around Y/N’s waist casually. “We were checking inventory.”
Chan raised an eyebrow. “In the shed?”
Felix: “A very… thorough inspection.”
The rest of the team started glancing over now. Hyunjin blinked at their reappearance, clocked the rumpled towel, the shell-shocked look on Y/N’s face—and immediately turned away, muttering, “Nope. Not my business.”
But Felix leaned into Y/N, kissed her hair, and whispered, “You good?”
She nodded. And then—louder, so everyone could hear:
“I love my life!”
She raised her Fist into the Air.
“I MADE IT ! The hard work paid OFF“
Felix snorted and pulled her to the Ocean to get her more Clean.
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MY TABI YAYYAYAYAY SO GOOD OMG
I'm So Proud of You
Seunghyun x Reader
Summary: Seunghyun gets his interview with Netflix and you're more than happy to celebrate with him.
Warnings: Pure fluff and cuteness.
A/N: This was so fun to write, thank you my dear for your request and for your patience! I appreciate all y'all's love and suppport <3
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Watching your husband over the last few months slowly morph his morning routine was a pure delight. He’d gone from either reading negative media or some days completely ignoring it and the world, to watching funny memes online about his character Thanos from Squid Game. He even showed a few to your 4 year old daughter during breakfast.
Then Netflix asked him to do an interview reacting to the said memes and videos; to which he was happy to oblige. You had even ordered special Squid Game track suits with the number 230 on the back for you and your little girl to wear when he went to film the interview. He couldn't help but giggle at the two of you as he was overcome with emotion at your bold and proud support of him.
You both sat on the side lines watching his eyes light up and his smile grow as he watched; some of them familiar and some of them he’d not yet seen.
It had been a long road, you weren’t sure if Seunghyun was ever going to get back into the industry, but with Squid Game making him feel obviously very loved and appreciated, it seemed to boost his confidence more than ever.
He stood up from the chair, sauntering over to you with a confidence of the man you remembered years ago when you first met him. You couldn’t help the wide grin that splayed across your face. He was like a new man; one that remembered his place in the world, one that remembered he had a place to begin with. His smile, warm and inviting, was such a welcome change from the gloomy and dark demeanor that would grace your house hold. Not that he wanted to be that way, but Seunghyun would tell you himself that his mind was a dark place.
“They really like it,” his voice pulls your from your thoughts as he walks off set to peck your sweet glossed lips.
“They should, you did a wonderful job. I’m so proud of you, baby!” you smile.
“Good job, Appa!” your daughter pipes up and he smiles down at her. He crouches down to her level as she holds out a piece of paper to her.
“Thank you, Jagiya.” She hands him a picture she drew, it wasn’t much, a lot of random colors and lines, very 'abstract' as your husband would say. He gasps at her craftsman ship.
“Did you do this? Or was this Picasso?” Your daughter giggles clearly entertained by her father’s affection toward the art work.
“Nope, that was all her, the blues and yellows and reds, all her.” You wink at your husband who beams up at you. His heart swells in the moment, his life feels fuller than ever.
“Let’s go out to dinner, tonight. To celebrate!” You smile at he nods.
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At dinner that night, Seunghyun splurges getting a bottle of wine and taking you to the fanciest restaurant in town.
“To a fresh start!” you raise your wine glass and your daughter raises her grape juice, she insisted on having a drink that looked like yours and Seunghyun being the big softy that he is, couldn’t tell her no.
“One day you’ll get the fermented grapes,” he would constantly tell her.
“What’s that mean?” you couldn’t help the giggle at her unimpressed tone.
“It’s what Eomma and I drink.” His chuckle at her innocence really did warm your heart. Every time he would say this, she would ask the same question, never caring to remember it. She's 4 after all, she has a lot on her mind between school, animal crackers, and her daily scheduled horsey play dates with your father.
You clink your glasses together gently, both of you tapping your daughters cup too.
“I’m so proud of you, Oppa,” you grin as you both sip the wine. His smile is reciprocated and you’re sure this will become one of your most favorite memories.
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That night Seunghyun tucks your little girl into bed, and you watch him from the doorway, telling her a little bedtime story, about a prince who lost his way to his castle, met a lovely maiden named y/n and how she helped him find his home and purpose in life.
“Eomma, that sounds like you!” she gasps as she leans up looking past her father. You smile and nod your head.
“Yeah, it does, doesn’t it?” you spare a knowing glace at your husband whose ears are slightly pink but his eyes are full of adoration.
“Goodnight, baby.” He kisses her forehead and you both exit the room. You cuddle up on the couch together that night, your back against his chest with a blanket draped around your legs. Some show is on in the background and your husband decides it’s time for a little more wine.
“I don’t mean to go on and on,” he begins with a blush forming on the apples of his tanned cheeks, “But I’m still just so surprised. I mean, they like me,” he chuckles and you can’t help the little giggle that comes out of your mouth. It’s like watching a kid at the candy store get everything he wanted and more. He's truly come back to life due to the love from his fans.
He tops off your glass and you smile up at him.
“Baby, you deserve it. You’ve always been wonderful, but the media, stupid as they are," you grumble and roll your eyes irritably, "Tried to make you forget it. You deserve every single ounce of love and admiration you’re getting.” You turn your body into him and put your hand on his cheek. He leans into your touch and kisses your palm.
“You’re biased,” he teases.
“Yeah, well, either way I’m going to compliment my favorite actor,” you wink and your lips collide for a gentle, featherlike kiss. One that when you both pull away he’s wearing the same grin that he had earlier in the day from the interview.
“Thank you for sticking by me through it all,” he whispers as he gazes longingly into your eyes.
“You don’t have to thank me, baby. I’d follow you to the ends of the Earth.” You mumble back, your heart feeling full and complete.
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Real, so fucking real


im sucking him off
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i’m ranting because when chris is pissed off it upsets me SO much.
i cannot explain in words how much it pisses me off that fans swarm them at airports CONSTANTLY. like EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. that’s genuinely fucking ridiculous.
i classify fans and stays who do that as sasaengs because what to you mean they need like 10 body guards to walk them from the gate to their car?
and the fact that chris got pissed off to the point where his bubble bio and profile picture is gone. what is actually wrong with you. this is NOT how you treat your idols and this is NOT how you treat HUMAN BEINGS. i swear i am so embarrassed to be a STAY because you guys do not EVER know how to act.
chris and the guys do so much for us, and it’s so upsetting to see you guys treat them so poorly. they don’t exist for your selfish asses to think you have access to them whenever you feel like it; they are people who need personal space and respect.
get yourselves together. this is genuinely so fucking shameful.



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