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do you ever just

really enjoy the presence of someone on your dash

you’re not even like close friends, it’s just nice to read about their day

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i must know home depot’s stance on same sex marriage i need to know if im morally obligated to get paint elsewhere or not

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stop making fun of her this is your future

there’s this video on youtube of a man screaming on a roller coaster with his daughter that my mom watches every day and just sits in the computer room laughing hysterically to herself

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when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on  

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if you ever feel embarrassed over something little just remember this

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BITCH STOP LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER

^this woman next to me was all up in my screen so i gave her a heartfelt message and i think she took it well :D

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I feel like a twink anytime I reblog Lady Gaga

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when you like, respond to, and reblog a post

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 are we all finally realizing how uneducated ryan lochte is? yes this is good

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the wifi at my school prohibits friendship

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girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!

their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips

our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

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nasa is willing to pay 15000USD for you to lay in bed for 90 days while they measure the effects of gravity on your body

is there a job where you get paid to do nothing

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i just realized theres a TOM and JERRY in parks and rec why didnt they take advantage of that

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i hate buying expensive sketchbooks because then i feel like i need to put good effort into all my sketches and thats not happening

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*googles topic* *is now an expert on topic*