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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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Insane tumblr ad pull

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Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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I’m just going to leave this here

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Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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game reviewers are weird

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last night i took an edible and started straight up thinking and talking in another language ????

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my favorite video of all time ever

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The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly

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At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

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Delightful things sent to me by my brother 😌

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