sunshine-bravado - Tumblr blog

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

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my doctor asked me for a routine blood labs this week so I deliberately scheduled it for today just so that I could have 'eclipse and blood sacrifice' on my calendar

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"roommate's cat" is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement

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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

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roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

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baby seal spotted. at the creek #thecreek

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be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions

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Hello! I come with some good news! In the EU, a law has been passed restricting generative AIs (particularly ones that pose a high risk). I hope other areas in the world follow suit, but this is huge! It'll take a while to be applied as well, though this is still a major win for everyone.

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations

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as soon as I'm done watching a movie

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real life society: we need to ban tiktok because china is evil

my ideal society: new species of deer was just discovered in Peru. it is shown on all news channels and the entire population spends the day discussing & reflecting on life's diversity, people are let off work early

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2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you’ll be waiting a while but just you wait