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Paul and Emma have the best ‘Tall/Awkward X Short/Angry’ ship dynamic and you can quote me on that

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I'm scream. My half Jewish queen laughed at my comment. Bless her and bless us all on this happy Pesach!
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Touchy Paul™ Appreciation !


Still not over the fact that we missed an on-stage Paulkins hug (I’m 99.9% sure, can someone who saw it live confirm plz)



JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN HE SEES HER
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Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)
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How do I love thee?
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Emma: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. It’s just that no-one’s hungry.
Paul, under his breath: I’m starving.
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paul is a fucking mood.
#i dont know if yall realize i would die for jon matteson#i mean not literally#i just love him and stupid white bread paul
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Uncle Wiley: What are the hardest things to say?
Linda: I was wrong.
Tom: I need help.
Gary: Worcestershire sauce.
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I don’t think we appreciate just how hilarious this scene is
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