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if I had a clone of myself I would take her to every movie I see so I would always have someone to chuckle at my poorly-timed, poorly-thought-out video game references
#mission impossible the final reckoning is actually a subnautica reference#me when my PDA tells me i have 30 seconds of oxygen remaining
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me: (wearing a little princess dress and a fancy princess crown) you guys arent secretly plotting to kill me right ?
my loyal servants: umm.. noooo
servant one: (were totally gonna killer right)
servant two: (yeah duh come on man)
me: you guys are really cool. you know youre probably my best friends. im kinda lonely so i really like having you guys around
servant one: (well now i just feel bad)
servant two: (yeah maybe this is fucked up)
me: okay now you guys should make out with each other to make me happy
servant one: (nevermind lets kill her)
servant two: (well now. hold on. lets hear her out)
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the curse of spend ¥44,000

I am about to make some very poor financial decisions
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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
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WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️WAKE UP, GET UP, STAND UP, MERA ‼️
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this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]
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Here's our beautiful best girl Kasane Teto!! I love how it had turned out and was so happy when I drew her! The twin tails tho, man those were hard to draw lol
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programming is when you give instructions to an autistic computergirl and she follows them exactly even if it's not what you mean
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albums with songs that flow right into each other suck the dick meat right off the bone
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I've been listening exclusively to Constant Companions for like 2 weeks so this one's real easy:
#1. Dyad - Jamie Paige
#2. Not Quite There - Jamie Paige, telebasher
#3. ROT FOR CLOUT - Jamie Paige, Visualeyes
#4. I Wish That I Could Fall - Jamie Paige
#5. Cadmium Colors - Jamie Paige
#6. Breeze Blows - Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors, Marlow Jacobs
#7. Aggrandicize - Jamie Paige
#8. Liaison - Jamie Paige
#9. Object of Affection - Jamie Paige
#10. My Darling, My Companion - Jamie Paige
(no pressure) @wickedsick @yellinmichellin
thank you for tagging me trina @goddisposez <333
rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist and add the first ten songs, then tag ten people
1. spiderwebs by no doubt
2. venus in the sea by ha vay
3. blackout by turnstile
4. wild coyote by the nude party
5. we are the people by empire of the sun
6. he wants the rain by ha vay
7. immortal by benjamin franics leftwich
8. where did i go? by shelf lives
9. hey hey my my (into the black) by neil young
10. back from the dead by house of pain
no pressure tags: @humanafterall @faggotfungus @fitzjamesbulletwound @freakvampire @bell-swamp-fitzjames @ascendent @redshirtrights @soullust @category5 @lieutgore @babisawyer + anyone else i forgot to tag or that wants to do it!!
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90% of whats goimg on me can be e plained by understanding that im just really really mentally ill
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