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in 2017 I’m going to eat 12 clementines and take a nap
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Girl: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Girl: Is this your first time?
Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
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date me
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what on gods green earth does this fucking mean
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If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.
Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.
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me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*
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Is google threatening me
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I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.
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PLEASE FuckIFNG WATCH THSIS JUST PLEASE
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