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“nah, only suckers wait in line” PERCY YOUR NEWYORKER IS SHOWING

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the way sally and poseidon have so much chemistry and they’re not even making eye contact is insane like I’m kinda buckling at the knees here their relationship is so complicated and fucked up but so beautiful in some ways 😭

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Grover represented all us dreamers who are always zoned out but occasionally zone back in to self-deprecate and give weird expressions while our friends talk...your honor i love him

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Kind of love that we got to see sally in the midst of struggling with having a demigod child and even summoning Poseidon because she’s lost and her child is angry at her and she’s so so scared. And Poseidon comes and he listens to her and he offers words of comfort and he promises that he’ll be there for Percy when he needs him most and I just. And the fact that sally takes Poseidon’s words in stride and doesn’t take Percy to camp right away, she keeps raising him and loving him. And that’s why Percy is different. That’s why he’s the way he is. Because his mother (and even his father) loved him. I need a minute.

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“i seldom kahoot” is the funniest possible fucking thing they could have had hades, the god of the dead, say in response to being falsely accused of treasonous collusion by a 24 year old covered in dog drool and a blonde tween with anger issues

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“I want him to know who he is, before your family tries to tell him who they want him to be”

SALLY FUCKING JACKSON

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LOOK AT THEM

I’M SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS POSEIDON WAS ALWAYS THERE!

Sally burnt a milkshake with a match in a diner and he arrived SECONDS later. He still fucking loves her so much. Her relaxation the second the storm started 🥺 she loves him too.

I don't want to see another single second of Poseidon slander from anymore of you. He only stays away because Sally makes him and they proved that

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something so perfect about them standing in this massive stalagmite hall and hades just click clacking in, four feet tall, like hey besties

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IM SCREAMING: SALLY JACKSON LIT A MATCH, SORTA MADE AN OFFERING AND FUCKING POSEIDON COMES A RUNNING??

Sir you’re still so in love with her I’m SCREAMING

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no, but you have to understand the reasoning behind cutting charon complaining about his wages

disney

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Percy figuring out Kronos is actually behind everything:

Fans wondering how the hell he made that leap:

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I’m sorry but the little squeaky noises that Grover’s stress ball were making while the trio was in the literal UNDERWORLD was so FUNNY!!

On screen: jagged rocks, dramatic music, dark and gloomy atmosphere, the souls of the dead

Off screen: Grover frantically squeezing the stress ball like his life depended on it

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A lot of the portrayals of the gods have caught me off guard. Ares especially. And they’ve all been great!

But Hades is great in a very different way. Because the Hades as portrayed in the show is how I remembered Hades from the books even though it wasn’t how he was actually written!

A lonely, out-of-touch guy just trying to do his best with a terrible situation. Awkward, nervous, but also totally in command. Not entirely likeable, but not awful either. A sad little meow-meow just like his son.

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He’s such a sassy gay man

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honestly loving this take on hades as a “yeah my family is a mess, and I’d really rather not see them or get involved in their drama” type of god. man said he’d rather chill in the underworld with his doggo and his wife, and he’s right

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The nuance that the show is adding to Poseidon and Sally’s relationship is insane. Her creating a makeshift offering? The way you can SEE the tension in Sally release when the rain starts? Their talk about Percy? Rick you’re brilliant for this.