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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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I want to read a fic where Bruce returns from his training and doesn’t tell Alfred what he was doing — or what he plans to do. And he attempts (keyword there is attempts) to keep Batman a secret from the only person who knows him well.

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When you’re considering offering the nice girl (my kids’ stepsister) a ride home since she lives in the same city but you also really need a people break soon

And then her dad offers on your behalf 🥲 so you have no choice really 🥲 and have to drive 2 hours with a girl you’ve met twice 🥲 when you’re 110% burnt out 🥲

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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pick up ur wet cat please :/

he puts water everywhere

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ASMR putting robins into a jar and shaking them

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some people live their lives without even being obsessed with some guy. if you call that living

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"Whats your favorite memory?" questions are such bullshit I literally don't remember that shit it just occasionally comes to me in divine flashes and leaves indefinitely

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“Miiiiiish? What if I wanted face framing layers? 🥺”

…then your godfather will absolutely give you face framing layers at 10pm, my precious bean. Not like I have a million other things to do or the timing might be a little off when you want a new cut that you might possibly hate the day before your confirmation 🥲👍🏼

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You are the real life Batman

that's so mean

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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Art by Mashu

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I love my kids, I love my kids, I love my kids

<- guy who has to entertain 3 kids in age range 9-17, do their nails, cut their hair, make sure they shower on time without killing each other, make sure they eat, keep them happy and also keep them out of mamazilla’s way while she’s stressing the fuck out