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Neighbor dropped in to borrow a cup of sugar, made him put up a deposit
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Hope this is OK... if not, spank me with a hairbrush
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You have no idea what I hafta to do to get a str8 tradie to remove his boots and filthy socks for the camera.
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Wouldn't be loitering, Officer, if you'd just do your job
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"Hope you slept well," said my mysterious host. The hint of an accent slipping through as he bade me to 'help' myself...
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