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if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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Me texting at night..
Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*
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Donald Sutherland wins Choice Movie Villain
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american historical films be like
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can harry potter be considered classic literature already so i can write a 3 page essay on why snape was a dick 
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Omgggg!!!! #pupdate
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lion king debunked
simba can’t live on bugs he’s a FUCKLIGN LION!!!! 
lying king
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Star Wars: Original Trilogy + Cinnamon Roll Meme [insp.]
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idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
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[falls in the shower] parkour
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Famous words of a pet owner
“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”
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