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fictional couples who are on a permanent last name basis

fictional couples who only ever use each other’s title or rank

fictional couples who then use each other’s first names in times of high stress or really intimate, heartwarming moments

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Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

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i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

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friend: did you finish the assignment that’s due tomorrow?

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Make Your Move is an effort from Missoula’s Intervention in Action Project, a group of community organizations dedicated to ending sexual violence. Its campaign’s goals are to: 1) Engage men and women as allies to prevent sexual violence by increasing awareness and education about the dynamics of sexual violence and 2) Encourage bystanders to foster healthy non-violent relationships and interrupt attitudes, language and actions that support sexual violence.

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questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

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mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

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