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GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
“oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
“well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
“oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
“mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
“yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
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Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
OH MY GOD WHAT
REBLOG. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there.
Raul Gutierrez, “Lives I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” (via sadlittlebaby)
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Sam Jinks. Unsettled Dogs, 2012. Silicone, pigment, resin, human hair and fur, 64 x 62 x 23 cm. Edition of 3 + 2AP.
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Alyson Shotz, Mirror Fence (2003).
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