superectojazzmage
superectojazzmage
Aspiring writers, masters of funk, and happily married.
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Just our blog where we post whatever we feel like. We regularly post NSFW so be aware of that. Minors DNI
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superectojazzmage · 22 minutes ago
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got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.
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superectojazzmage · 1 hour ago
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Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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my mha ladies body types series this far
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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another day in the office | hinto
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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dude im feeling so dysphoric rn…. and the only thing that can help me…. cough….. is a fat stack of benjamins…. 🥺
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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Want to draw my favorite deltarune post
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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“You put porn in child safe spaces.” Then why do the “child safe spaces” have ratings and tags, Karen?
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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Not especially.
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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Some people, when presented with a situation where it's plausibly justifiable to be mean, will choose meanness every single time. And it's sort of subtle, because they can make an argument that they're being reasonable in every individual case, but, in aggregate, they're poisonous, absolutely psychically corrosive to their whole environments. And the attitude is sort of contagious because it always looks strong, even as it weakens and hollows everything it touches — it gives you lots of opportunities to score points, you're always on the offensive, you keep everyone permanently on the back foot. And it makes everyone fucking miserable. You have to look at those situations and say, actually, it's also perfectly plausible and reasonable for you not to be an asshole about this, you're choosing this, and you always choose this.
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superectojazzmage · 2 hours ago
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The important questions of what if bird were fruit
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