superfast-jellybitch
superfast-jellybitch
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I'm Kaleb, this is my blog where I post. Many different things. I'm 26, he/him. Enjoy your stay in hell!! :3
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superfast-jellybitch · 16 hours ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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superfast-jellybitch · 18 hours ago
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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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superfast-jellybitch · 18 hours ago
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>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"
>go outside
>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it
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superfast-jellybitch · 19 hours ago
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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glad this got a sequel
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"
what then
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superfast-jellybitch · 2 days ago
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superfast-jellybitch · 3 days ago
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Unbelievable.
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