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Gay Dogs go to Hell

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

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Can someone explain to me why the idea of "uploading your consciousness into a machine" is so popular???

Like... you know that the machine isn't YOU, right?

It's like. You know the ship of theseus? It doesn't really matter which boat is the REAL boat. The truth of the boat lives in the crew, not the wood

So like... You're still gonna die. There's just gonna be a thing that your loved ones can talk to when you're gone.

Worst case scenario your grieving family goes into debt paying a subscription fee to maintain denial and prolong the natural grieving process to pretend you aren't while the ghost of your voice reminds them how much you loved to buy Pepsi Cola Brand Soft Drink

Best case scenario you've made a brick that IS sentient, that THINKS it's you

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Why would you do that

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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fuck it. morningstar

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Yar Aguer and Awar Akway by Paolo Roverse for D La Repubblica Magazine February 2024

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thesaurus.com save me

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I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

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My redesign hot take is that if you’re aiming to “desexualize” a female character, don’t make her boobs smaller. You’re implying a lot here.

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2006-2007

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Mutuals I want you to know that if you are feeling down I am handing you little heart stickers through the computer

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Son of a Bitch Tee by LowLevel