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ive been haunted by this pickup line for three days now
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im not calling you "my paizuri princess" in front of our friends. i dont care how much you pout.
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Me fighting off the imaginary yakuza hitmen that totally exist after blasting turborope to Daiwa Scarlet’s gargantuan equine milkers:
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o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
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sometimes the secret command to lick the cute pink-haired girl's face in the bathroom is forcing--my lawyer is calling me
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fuckin hate the binding of isaac because it’s pretty inarguably one of the most influential games of the 21st century but then you actually play it and it’s like Lollll this naked baby is getting attacked by poop
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TIL - The actor who played Hayate aka GingaGreen in Gingaman, Koji Sueyoshi, moved to Mexico City after visiting Mexico and falling in love with the culture, and opened a japanese curry restaurant named Hayateya.
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