Courtney here. Super queer theatre trash. In college studying it, actually. The theatre part. Ace as fuck,biromantic. I'm very much here for supporting other women. I did mention the trash part, right? (She/her pronouns).
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My gaydar is bad I didn’t even know I was gay
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how do i blacklist myself im getting real tired of this bitch
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as a lesbian i have to be wary around writers bc their natural instinct to kill me might kick in at any time
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The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.
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When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for
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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
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If straight girls keep calling each other their girlfriends then I’ll just start calling my dog my boyfriend and if anyone thinks it’s weird that means they think it’s more likely that I’d date my dog than another woman.
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I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT STRANGER THINGS SEASON 2, I JUST HAD TO MAKE THIS
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ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever
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some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument
potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann
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me: (wakes up) brain: k̗̣̳̝͓͝ ͈̱̤̳͓͎̪͜i̕ ͚̹͍l̟̭̰̱ ̳̪̫͍̠l̖̖ ͇̹͇̩ͅy͏̬̣̯̠̤ ͉͜o͚͈̯̫ͅ u͘ ̫̞̲̣͞ͅr̭̜̗͈̫̠ ̫̗͎͙͚̜ş̝̱͎̝̳͙ͅ ̤͙̺̯e̱͈ ̷l̴ ͖̭͈f̠̺̩͙͓ me: alright edgelord chill the fuck out
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