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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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Cullen: The Templars need to be the ones to help seal the breach.

Leliana, probably: Lmfao what the fuck are you going to do????? Oppress it until it decides to close???????

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Changes in the letter from the Hero of Ferelden

Zevran romance: Part of me wishes that I could help your Inquisition more personally because the danger of Corypheus and the Breach approaches the threat of even another Blight. Regardless, Zevran and I have our own battles to fight, and I can only offer my confidence that you have matters well in hand.

Leliana romance: I was not there for the death of Divine Justinia, but I know it will have hurt her terribly. While her wits and her skill are amazing, Leliana’s greatest strength lies in her faith, and to have Justinia die strikes at her very core. I beg you, if she is faltering, help her find her way back into the light.

Warden Alistair romance: Please take care of him. Like me, he was instrumental in ending the last Blight. I trust his compassion and his strength above any other’s, and I would not go through such effort to overcome our Callings only to lose him to your Inquisition.

King Alistair romance: Part of me wishes that I could help your Inquisition more personally because the danger of Corypheus and the Breach approaches the threat of even another Blight. Regardless, I have my own path to follow, and I must uncover a cure for the Calling if I wish to see my king ever again. I beg you, keep his kingdom safe until I can return to his side.

Morrigan romance: Please take care of my family. Morrigan is stronger and wiser than anyone else I have met, and I would not go through such effort to escape my own Calling to lose them to your Inquisition.

Elven Warden and Inquisitor: In closing, I wish you luck. This world of the shemlen is a difficult one for our kind, and I can only imagine the pressure of leading the Inquisition, an organization dedicated to the Chantry, while staying true to the Way of Three Trees. May Mythal protect you in your quest, and Andruil bless your hunt.

Dwarven Warden and Inquisitor: In closing, I wish you luck. I came from Orzammar and not the Carta families, but I know well how easily the humans overlook our kind. Fight well, remember the Stone, and you will do our people proud.

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id die for the internet archive over my country

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sanctum of healing and salvation

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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saw this in the middle of salt lake city walking to bar

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don’t be afraid to have a parasocial relationship with me. i’m in love with You. yes You.

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charlotte: i don’t understand why the templars are also rebelling 🥺 i thought they were working with the chantry to keep us all safe!

miranda: it’s because the chantry is run by women. men will do anything to avoid taking us seriously

samantha: well, i’ve known plenty of mages and templars, and the only difference was that the mages didn’t need lyrium to get it up

carrie: big is moving to treviso

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

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Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)

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Mm-hm, I couldn't ask for more

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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.