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andrew: i didn’t start playing exy until juvie

neil: that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of little league exy

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Neil:

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Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

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me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

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…holy shit

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I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

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UNO reverse card

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literally WHY did both sakura AND ino like sasuke?? where was the appeal??shikamaru was right there ready to get pegged, kiba brad chad frat boy was always dtf, choji? a whole snack, and SHINO’S BIG DICK ASS SELF WAS ALWAYS SINGLE!! i get why naruto slayed ass monday through thursday, dude is really fuckin friendly, but sasuke?? sasuke UCHIHA?? what’s that emo bitch gonna do, top you? fuck off

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“ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this???

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*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*

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college is like [meets a rlly pretty woman] [meets an ugly man] [meets a loud man] [meets a woman with life-changing insight] [meets a man with no regard for other people] [meets a man who perceives himself as the smartest in the room] etc etc

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The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

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Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

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A moment of silence…

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