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Losing my Faythie is torture enough...

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I miss my lovely Faythie. Why did she have to get taken away from me?

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Faythie and I should've been married by now...

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Happy St. Patrick's Day to my beloved fiancee, wherever you are...

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*Alice sighs to herself* let's go back inside, ill make you your favorite mug to cheer you up a bit warden *she suggests gruffly*

*he agrees quietly*

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Sir, we need your help!!! Superjail has turned into a barbaric wasteland, the prisoners have even formed cannibalistic tribes to survive. Who knows what they'll do next *he shakes in fear*

*he just looks at him*

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*Jared sighs* for a while now sir, it started growing out of control since you had jailbot out searching 5 months ago!!! *The short man says as he glances into the dark forest and thinks he sees monsters lurking about in its depths*

*Warden was too distraught over Faythie to care*

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*her hand was slapped away by jared* why don't you just leave, can't you see you're upsetting him!! Yeah bitch get lost *alice huffs as she glares from behind her glasses* s-sorry *gretta nods as she lets the picture and feather fall from her grasp* i was just trying to help *the stunts devil bolts away and into the forest*

...Since when does Superjail have a forest?...

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*Frick, she did it again just be honest with him. She hesitantly places a hand on his shoulder* place yourself in her shoes, what would you do if you saw a robot coming at you. it could be quite scary

But she was never scared of Jailbot!

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Maybe she wants to see you out looking for her *she tries to reason*

*he was clearly upset again*

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Maybe she doesn't want your robots

*he sends out the robots to look for the possible Faythie in Gretta's picture*

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I understand that warden, maybe she needs an invite of some sort to come back. Like somethin small that's still a great big ol grand gesture

My robots have scoured the globe, but nothing!

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Women are just weird like that warden sometimes we can be all cuddly and the next we can want me time to work on ourselves

It's. Been. Six. Months. Six!

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Maybe shes on a business trip and had time to spare or is sight seeing

For six months?!

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We were doing a show just outside of Los Angeles *she holds out the feather* do you want it???

*he's too lost in his thoughts to notice* Faythie doesn't live in Los Angeles, so I don't know why she'd be there, if that actually was her...

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So I guess this doesn't mean much either *she pulls out a yellow feather* fiddle stick, I really thought I had something that could help ya

...But just in case, where did you see this person?

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Is that not her!!?? *Gretta tilts her head* the woman looks similar to the picture on your desk

We thought we found her a few times now, but they just turned out to be weird coincidences...