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superlaned · 5 years
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what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties
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superlaned · 5 years
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Carol Danvers FLEXED and an entire army YEETED away from her.
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superlaned · 5 years
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Tony: Would you have sex with your clone?
Closeted Steve: I would not, because that’s gay and I am not gay.
Bucky: I’m gay and I would not have sex with my clone, that’s gross and weird.
Bruce: I’m not gay, but I would actually fuck my clone.
Loki: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
Thor: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.
Carol: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Rhodey: I’d totally do all sort of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Stephen: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Clint, up in the vents: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Vision: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
Peter, also in the vents, due to Clint training him to spy on people: ᴵ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵉˣ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᶜˡᵒⁿᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦᶠ ᵐʸ ᶜˡᵒⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ᵉᵛᶦˡˀ
Natasha: I would have sex with my clone in hopes that my clones evil. Who wouldnt want to have sex with an evil clone?
Scott: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am.
Sam:
Sam: Okay, what the fuck–
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superlaned · 5 years
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carol listening to the avengers argue:
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superlaned · 5 years
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the hero we deserve
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superlaned · 5 years
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Thor and Carol give off the same ‘dumb ass jock’ vibes, but like in a neutral good way, like they can bench press you and have one brain cell between them, but they also remember everyone’s birthdays and thank bus drivers
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beautiful blond idiots. Also, neither of them are straight, thanks for coming for my TED talk
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superlaned · 5 years
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I promise. Promise what? To never screw over women.
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superlaned · 5 years
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Alex, pointing to Kara: the sightly nerdier aunt
Sam and Lena, internally: she’s a reporter in a room with the CEO and CFO for an engineering company, a scientist working for the government, and a detective for the science department of the police, but okay???
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superlaned · 5 years
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Agreed.
JLA #90.
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superlaned · 5 years
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Jodie Whittaker by Rozette Rago for The New York Times (2018)
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are u saying u don’t have feelings
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superlaned · 5 years
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Karas kryptonian right? So with the yellow sun, she can go a couple days without sleeping.
BUT, if she pushs too much (around 4/5 days) she gets sleep deprivated. Like super tired and cant really tell whats happening around her sleep deprivated.
So, my prompt is: Sleep deprived Kara has literally no verbal filter, answers all questions asked to her and humorously supplies sarcastic comments.
Honestly i think it would be hilarious
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superlaned · 5 years
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Reign:You know I did come here to destroy Super girl and everything she loved, but for you I can make an exception.
Lena:*bites lip* That so, WorldKiller?
Reign:Yup. So care for a drink Luthor.
Lena:Absolutely. I'm quite thirsty.
Kara:*growls*
Maggie:*slow claps* Brava Luthor.
Alex:Did a Luthor just stop a fucking villain with her flirting?
Lucy:*blushes* Oh yeah.
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superlaned · 5 years
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#BIKER GIRLFRIENDS?
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superlaned · 5 years
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@llucylane It’s day 387 without Lucy Lane… The troops can’t seem to locate the ditch she’s stuck in… We wont give up hope.
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