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i really don’t like kusakabe bc for someone who was doing everything but their job while people were dying in shibuya he sure as hell talked a lot of shit this chapter as if he was entitled to do so

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the coolest kids

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i love draw tiny

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bought dmc on a whim last month and then got a little too into it

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slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

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women want you and are blowing up your phone!!!

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Office siren

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Keep your eyes on Palestine. We know the illegal occupation launches attacks when Western media is distracted.

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I'll never get over the way jotaro fully sucker-punches josuke during their first fight meeting. this near 30 y/o man said aight I'm gonna sit this lil punk down the old-fashioned way. no stand power, not even an ora-ora; just raw fucking hands. iconic.

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

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shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month

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hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

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Half demon half human.