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it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres
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god this movie was so amazing
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People literally don’t understand the dedication that goes into being a Tumblr girl like I tell people I have a tumblr blog and their instant reaction is “it’s not dead???” Bitch INSTAGRAM is dead . Watch your step
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also the other day I was feeling sort of restless after logging off, so I went and hung out in the cemetery. you know. like a normal person.












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tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good
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rereading Jon Snow ADWD chapters always hits like a ton of bricks theyre SOO GOOD AHHHHH THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY'RE WHY THIS BOOK IS SO GOOOOOD
GRRM i need you to know i never subscribed to ADWD slander i saw the vision the Moment i read the prologue.
Castle Black in JON I: "A bleak and forlorn place in the pale dawn light. My command, Jon Snow reflected ruefully, as much a ruin as it is a stronghold."
Castle Black in JON XII: "Lights now shone through windows where Jon Snow had never seen lights shine before. [...] Outside the barracks he came across a dozen men pelting one another with snow. Playing, Jon thought in astonishment, grown men playing like children."
Like. This is the series, this is the point. All men must die, Jon Snow, but tonight we'll live. Now that you've reached across and opened the gate and gave them halls and hearths for no reason other than they're men, and you guard the realms of men – we'll live.
The way ADWD weaves in these arcs of sheer triumph when the overall trajectory is darkness and misery is just so masterful. Like with Theon, he objectively is still in a very bad spot in the end, but compared to where his chapters started? He got away, he flew, and now he knows his name. It's a very private, personal triumph while Jon's is overarching, historic, political, he filled the empty halls, he garrisoned the abandoned castles, he joined Alys and Sigorn's hands.
So yeah Jon might be dead in the end of this book but like. There will be a second life, worthy of any king, and also he opened the gate.
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some people just need a little love
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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this
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If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!
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All you really need in life is a walkable city and tumblr
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”the internet is an evil place!!” for you. i have a mile long blocklist and the best mutuals ever
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MAYBE I’D LET YOU CHASE ME AROUND FOR A FEW MORE CENTURIES. THAT WAS ALWAYS THE FUN PART, ANYWAY.
KLAUS MIKAELSON & CAROLINE FORBES THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (2009 - 2017)
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