Myra, 23, she/her, Biro/Ace Someone please tell me how to do stuff.
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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.
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Although it was once extinct in the wild the takhi has been successfully reintroduced to its native territory in Central China and Eastern Europe. ©ChornobylWild
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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Leverage meme ≡ quotes [5/5] → from Nathan Ford
My name is Nathan Ford. And I… am a thief.
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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
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Miss Piggy On Beauty

What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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I feel like Robert Pattinson was born to be a strange old man actor. Like he's already great but he's really gonna hit his peak when he's around 70
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“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”
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I still think it's hilarious that Phineas is the nerd and Ferb is the jock. This is reflected in so many ways. Phineas being Cody and Ferb being Zach in promotional art. Phineas being the alchemist while Ferb's the fighter in Excaliferb. Ferb's shown to be better with tools and mechanics while Phineas is better with stuff like theoretical science, chemistry and particle physics. AND Ferb is shown to have more of an appetite (and more of a tendency toward gross-out humor between the two).
All of that, and Ferb crossdresses. Truly a mans man.
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