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a true fact about spiders is they canโt run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. theyโve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
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The 3 stages of a cat yawn
Stage 1: cute tiny โOโ-mouth.
Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far
Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD
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Day 62: I took my cat on Splash Mountain
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Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* ๐: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much
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LOOK AT THIS FANTASTIC PICTURE I FOUND TODAY

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puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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