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anyway this is the only theory I will accept now

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The most important .gif

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I think I might be a pancake, how can I be sure?

Pour syrup all over yourself. That won’t actually prove that you’re a pancake, but you should do it anyway.

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“lol is everything offensive these days?”

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the other Mike Pence

So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:

He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted:

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power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

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French fries work too. (via annabroges)

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We should use the term Pro-Disease instead of Anti-Vax.

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DENNY BITTE’S GREATEST HITS

ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPHY FROM BERLIN/GERMANY. MY NAME IS DENNY AND I`M JUST A NATURE LOVER AND DAYDREAMER WITH CAMERA. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE PICTURES. ALL PHOTOGRAPHS ARE MINE AND PLEASE RESPECT THE COPYRIGHT!!! CHEERS

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My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 19, 1909

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“Your total is $748.35.” (via trippy_dolphin, northface)