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AU Specific Headcanon || Elder Scrolls 

Send 🐲 and I will answer the questions below for my muse 

Bonus: send ⚡️ as well if you’d like to plot a thread for our muses in this verse

What race is my muse? (List here for those who need it)

Which era were they born in? 

Which part of Tameriel were they born in? If not the homeland for their race why were they born away from there? 

Where do they live now? Why did they move there? 

What do they do for money in Tameriel? Do they like it? 

Are they part of any faction? (list here) How did they wind up joining? 

Are they aware of any major events that took place during thier lifetime (for example the oblivion crisis or the erruption of red mountain) - what are their memories? Did these events  have an impact on thier life? 

What do they think of the gods? Do they worship any? 

What do they think of the Daedra? 

What is their weapon class of choice? 

Do they practice magic? If so what kind?

What is my muse’s birthsign and class?

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★ 𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟑

starters from the 2013 avengers annual.  change names/wording/pronouns as needed.

that’s what i’m talkin’ ‘bout.  explosion, no concussion.

which one of you is the smart one?

here, strip it for parts.

look, i know you’re all a bunch of delinquents-

but i’m pretty sure at least one of you likes to blow stuff up.

i’m just showing you there are ways to do that, do good, and not go to jail.

nobody is going to jail.

i once killed five guys.

i had a deck of cards and a broken arm.

does anyone have anything else to ask before we leave?

i’ve listened to every interview all of you have ever done.

i love your youtube whiteboard lectures.

once i start talking it’s hard to stop.

don’t worry about it.  i’m flattered.

i expect great things out of all of you.

remember, you’re only as strong as the weakest member of your team.

you going uptown?  we need to call you a couple of cabs?

i’ve got a reservation at a luxury hotel that won’t be held forever.

room service and frette sheets here i come!

i’ve got a date with a private island.  clothing optional, coconuts mandatory.

you going to be alright on your own?

i’ve got other things to do, too, you know.  just like everybody else.

i’m not just sitting around weeping into my tea cup and looking at my scrapbooks.

so you going to show me your new doodad?  or what.

you sure you’re all right?  this place is dark and scary at night.

i have a nightlight and a teddy bear.  i’ll be fine.

oh god.  be calm.  breathe.

this is the last time we let ____ freelance the door codes.

just give me my orders.  i’m great at washing dishes and peeling potatoes.

i know we’re a small operation with a low profile but-

you folks do the heavy lifting.  we all need to find ways to serve.

and take your time.  i think ____’s been waiting for you.

aw, nuts.  i’m sorry.

shoot, what a mess.

i let my membership in the international guild of professional butlers lapse.

they sound like a bunch of criminals anyway.

things just seem more complicated than they used to be.

times change.  people don’t.

but ____ saws logs so loud it bends space.

and ____’s like a whale, only sleeps on one side of ____ brain at a time.

never know which side to sneak up on.

this is a break for me.

and sure, i miss having everyone around.  i feel like the orphan at the boarding school.

but like i said, lives are complicated.

everybody i know is dead.  one way or the other.

hello, darlin’.  you being a bad ____, i hope?

you’re damn lucky i’m so fast!

humans have thirty-three vertebrae.  i will show you how to snap them one at a time.

that’s me!  ____ sounds exactly like me!  but…i’m not that violent.  am i?

the last thing we need is you doing your thing in a room full of explosives!

please tell me i don’t sound like that jackass.

you have got to get this under control…what is your name?

what the hell is going on out here?

rooty toot toot. we’re the girls from the institute!  we don’t smoke and we don’t chew.  and we don’t go with boys that do!

well, it’s not my amazon order!

how the fuck am i supposed to find anything in here?!

you think you’re the only one who ever had to figure out how to turn a liability into an asset?

heroes fix their own problems, and this is your problem.

i’m a little busy trying to talk like the animals.

well, i guess you all want to get back to what you were doing.

well, then, i guess i’d really like to know why you all thought it was fine to leave me here, on my own, alone, lonesome - full of loneliness.

you said you were okay with it!

I’d like an apology.

i think we’d all like an apology.

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★ 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐓: 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐕𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

dialogue from fallout: new vegas.  nsfw-ish.  change wording as needed.

oh, you could.  you just don’t want to.

thank you so much!  i’m so hungry!

sorry i had to bother you.

i’ve…well, i’ve lost everything.

this job’s boring enough without talking to you.

cut the chatter - focus on the job.

but then i’d be doing what everybody wants, and being the asshole that i am, it just wouldn’t feel right.

yeah, doesn’t sound like me at all, right? but it happens.

well, we can’t all be heartless shitheads, right?

that was none of their business - or yours.

you’ve got no right to talk to people behind my back about this.

i’m thinking it might be something in the water.

you could go take a look around the place, see if you find anything strange going on.

i ain’t moving my stuff just ‘cause you ask, nicely or not.

hey, don’t worry, i was just kidding.

fuck you, asshole!

let’s get out of this shithole.

shhh.  i thought i heard something up by the entrance.

you weren’t doing any harm that i could see.

oh? and in your expert opinion why would that be?

you’ve seen that with your own two eyes?

i reckon i’ll stick around awhile, patrol for troublemakers.

i’ll have a plan by the time i see you - if i see you.

i’m here because i have nowhere else to go.

hey, what are you doing out here at this hour?

trouble sleeping again, huh?  well, do yourself a favor - try and get some rest.

my recommendation - get the fuck out of town while you still can.

walls have ears even all the way down in this hole, you know?  can’t trust nobody.

we only got one chance to get this right, you hear?

what, you think i’m too stupid to pull it off?

great, let’s do everything when it’s convenient for you.

this shit better be worth it.

man, you’re one hell of an egghead.

i have more important people to talk to in the meantime.

just pretend i’m not here or something.

be quick and quiet, and don’t get dead.

you’ve got a mouth on you, kid.

better get your ass moving before your mouth gets you in trouble.

the only think i know for certain is that i don’t know nothing.

i’m available, sweetie - but you’ll have to do as i say.

meet me upstairs.  i’ll try to leave you in one piece.

but no, they’re just naive.  warms your heart.

i’d like to believe you, but i can’t take the risk under current circumstances.

don’t distract me.  i need to focus all my senses on keeping you safe.

i need you to follow my instructions to the letter.

that’s an interesting theory you’ve got there.  i’d suggest you keep it to yourself.

stay close.  i wouldn’t want something to happen to you.

not unless you know the password.  do you know the password?

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PART ONE  change wording and pronouns as needed - nsfw (ish) themes

IT’S ALL OVER BUT THE CRYING ;; THE INK SPOTS

❛ it’s all over but the crying ❜ ❛ but nobody’s crying but me ❜ ❛ friends all over know i’m trying ❜ ❛ i’m trying to forget about how much i care for you ❜ ❛ it’s all over but the dreaming ❜ ❛ poor little dreams that keep trying to come true ❜ ❛ and i can’t get over crying over you ❜

KEEP A’ KNOCKIN’ BUT YOU CAN’T COME IN ;; LOUIS JORDAN

❛ you keep a’ knockin’ but you can’t come in ❜ ❛ come back tomorrow night and try again ❜ ❛ kinda busy and you can’t come in ❜ ❛ i guess you better let me be ❜ ❛ it’s all over but the crying ❜   ❛ yes, yes, i know you want to come in ❜ ❛ i’m so sure you can’t come in, ‘cause i ain’t even botherin’. ❜

SIXTY MINUTE MAN ;; BILLY WARD AND HIS DOMINOES

❛ i rock ‘em, roll ‘em, all night long. ❜ ❛ i’m a sixty-minute man. ❜ ❛ if you don’t believe i’m all i say come up and take my hand. ❜ ❛ there’ll be fifteen minutes of kissing. ❜ ❛ then you’ll holler ‘please don’t stop’. ❜ ❛ fifteen minutes of teasing, fifteen minutes of squeezing, and fifteen minutes of blowing my top. ❜ 

ORANGE COLORED SKY ;; NAT KING COLE

❛ i was walking along minding my business. ❜ ❛ flash bam alakazam, wonderful you came by. ❜ ❛ one look and i yelled timber, watch out for flying glass. ❜ ❛ ‘cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out. ❜ ❛ i went into a spin and i started to shout. ❜ ❛ this is it, i’ve been hit. ❜ ❛ love came and hit me in the eye. ❜         ❛ wow, i thought love was much softer than that. ❜

UNDECIDED ;; ELLA FITZGERALD

❛ first you say you do, and then you don’t. ❜ ❛ and then you say you will, and then you won’t ❜      ❛ you’re undecided now, so what are you gonna do?. ❜ ❛ i’ve been sitting on a fence. ❜ ❛ and it doesn’t make much sense. ❜ ❛ well, i guess i’ll never learn and show it. ❜      ❛ if you’ve got a heart, and if you’re kind, don’t keep us apart. ❜ ❛ make up your mind. ❜  

ANYTHING GOES ;; COLE PORTER

❛ times have changed. ❜ ❛ we’ve often rewound the clock. ❜  ❛ in olden times a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking. ❜  ❛ but now, god knows, anything goes. ❜  ❛ the world has gone mad today. ❜  ❛ if any brains you’ve got. ❜

ROCKET 69 ;; CONNIE ALLEN

❛ would you like to ride in my rocket sixty-nine. ❜ ❛ with a sweet man like you we could have such a wonderful time. ❜ ❛ you’ll have to hold tight, papa, while i go into my speed. ❜ ❛ you’ll love the new world i’m gonna take you in. ❜     ❛ we’ll take off from a star and the moon is not too far. ❜ ❛ we’ll ride, and glide, and be so satisfied. ❜ ❛ stand by, the rocket is ready to fly. ❜

HE’S A DEMON HE’S A DEVIL HE’S A DOLL ;; BETTY HUTTON

❛ everyone tells me he’s no good. ❜ ❛ he doesn’t treat me like he should. ❜   ❛ i would forget him if i only could. ❜ ❛ the man can look me in the eye and tell the biggest sweetest lie. ❜ ❛ and then he turns on those charms and there i am in his arms. ❜ ❛ and i forget why i’m mad. ❜ ❛ i ought to tell him, ‘drop dead’. ❜ ❛ he drives me crazy but he’s cute. ❜ ❛ he’s a demon. ❜ ❛ he’s a devil. ❜ ❛ he’s a doll. ❜        

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critical role c2e4-5 starters

a collection of sentence starters from campaign two of critical role, ranging from silly to more serious ones!! feel free to change pronouns at will, or mash some together for different meanings!!

❝ I know, dear. You’ve been through a bit. ❞ ❝ We’ll try really hard to not let you see us. ❞ ❝ We just need to take care of each other. ❞ ❝ Sorry for choking you with my stick. ❞ ❝ Thank you! I would kiss you if I could. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing wrong with being alone. ❞ ❝ Thought I was doing you a favor by leaving. ❞ ❝ He made me look like an asshole. ❞ ❝ Fuck, maybe I’m an asshole. ❞ ❝ Maybe you’re an asshole. ❞ ❝ You probably are an asshole. That’s all right, because so am I. ❞ ❝ Sometimes you need someone to be an asshole to get shit done. ❞ ❝ Oh god, I’m sorry. I have this burn in my butt from all the smoke you just blew up my ass. ❞ ❝ Is that what I have to look forward to? ❞ ❝ I kind of want to fucking punch you back. ❞ ❝ Why are you doing this? Why me? ❞ ❝ I don’t know if that bone’s supposed to be sticking out of that part. ❞ ❝ What happened to you? ❞ ❝ Is this one of those dreams where nobody has their clothes on? ❞ ❝ I’m not a hero. It’s more like a vigilante. ❞ ❝ We are totally coming back and not leaving on our own undercover. ❞ ❝ I’ll try anything once. ❞ ❝ I’m not going to kill you. ❞ ❝ I love flowers, did you get me any? ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t say I won, because I lost. ❞ ❝ These donuts are not that old. ❞ ❝ I’m flexible, but not that flexible. ❞ ❝ I’m pretty flexible. ❞ ❝ I don’t want to rob you of the joy of climbing a tree. ❞ ❝ I’ve never climbed a tree before. ❞ ❝ Have you ever seen an unicorn? ❞ ❝ What is it like being in your head? ❞ ❝ Oh, I’m so proud of you! ❞ ❝ We need to calm down and go back to bed. ❞ ❝ I thought we were all going to die. ❞ ❝ You want to go cow-tipping, don’t you? ❞ ❝ It’s vaguely what I imagine a buffalo would look like. ❞ ❝ You taste like a seaman. ❞ ❝ I had a dream, I’m sorry. A vivid one. ❞ ❝ I’ll be fine, really. ❞ ❝ Are there benefits to pickling your weapons? ❞ ❝ I do like pickles. ❞ ❝ I’m trying to be as forthright as I can. ❞ ❝ I’m good at figuring things out. I’m clever. ❞ ❝ Do you think you’re slowly turning into water? ❞ ❝ I hadn’t considered that terrifying thought, but thanks. ❞ ❝ I don’t really remember my dreams all that well. ❞ ❝ You just hurt them until they die. ❞ ❝ I feel really bad for saying that out loud. ❞ ❝ I’m going to sit, and sip this, and grin, and very silently have a mild nervous breakdown about what just went down. ❞

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“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”

“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 

“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”

*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 

“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”

“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”

“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”

“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”

“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”

“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”

“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”

“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”

“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 

“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”

“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”

“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”

*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”

“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 

“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”

“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”

“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”

“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”

“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”

“The stapler has been compromised.” 

“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”

“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”

“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”

“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”

“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

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hairspray sentence meme 

from hairspray (2007). change pronouns as necessary!

knights in armor don’t come shinier than you honey it took me five years to realize you were flirting with me it was just a symbol of my conformity to the man don’t you touch my canned tuna bail for twenty’s a little expensive come on in and worry with us. i’ll make some pork devil child! devil child! she’s punishing me for harboring a fugitive without her permission you better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly coming at you from a never ending parade of stupid hey baby, it looks like you could use a stiff one what if she’s already in the building? what if she’s been here for hours and you’ve locked yourself out? rule 30, paragraph five, asterisk down at the bottom how can you taint a cancerous can of chemicals? do it now or forever wish you had it’s time to wrap this mutha up i left the iron on i can’t believe ____ savagely bludgeoned an eagle scout having nothing builds character i’m very pleased and scared to be here i think they secretly liked you this is america babe you gotta think big to be big i’m a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished i’m sure i can cope what do you mean you don’t believe it? how else would it look that way? i believe that it is naturally stiff i could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse i flunked geometry… i don’t know why we have this room, but there’s food, water, a bed, gas mask, russian language books… learn how to take blood out of car upholstery. that’s a skill you can take right to the bank do that again and there will be stumps where your feet are, you got that? ____, eat your doughnuts

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dark angel ask meme

all quotes are taken from season 1, episode 1: pilot. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

it’s not fair. i get back at 3am, you’re still out. i wake up and you’ve already been up, bopping around for an hour.

i think it’s working. i feel almost human.

i was an instrument of the most high.

i begged, i pleaded, i pissed, i moaned. but i gotta do what i gotta do.

wanna be rich, listen to the bitch.

okay, let’s do this.

how did you do that?

you’re not still pissed off?

try having a relationship with you, ___, it’s like staring in a fog bank. you’re trying to have something but you have no idea where you are.

you keep everyone at arm’s length like you got a big, dark secret going on.

you’re right, i was angry at you.

could you ever forgive me?

i see the perimeter defense system is still fully intact.

at least i tried.

he’s just trying to blame you because he’s a slut.

it’s just mysterious.

you have a punk-ass mouth on you, kid.

you got somethin’ for me or what.

sorry, i was nine at the time.

who’s this guy, he’s not who we were looking for.

maybe you could give me something more on her… some detail… anything…

she was nice.

yeah, that’s vague.

i think she was a nurse.

like i’m shocked to hear you say that.

i won’t hurt you!

put it down! now!

i was expecting someone else.

i’d love to hang and discuss art, but i gotta jet.

by the way, love your show.

just thought maybe he’d like some coffee with his saliva.

playing hooky again?

don’t believe everything you hear on tv.

i got to go.

i figure this is how our visitor last night got in.

if i just got my ass handed to me by a size three, i might mind my own business.

hey, we got to talk

i need your help, __.

i don’t see how you cheating on __ involves me.

i am a victim here.

does this other person have a name?

i’m a toy to her.

has it occurred to you to tell __ the truth?

look, __, i made a terrible mistake, one i’ll never make again.

i’m looking for a young lady that works here.

i say, leave __ out to dry.

we didn’t get a chance to finish our conversation last night.

sorry about your window.

let me get my coat.

how’d you find me?

so you tracked me down. what do you think?

that was an extraordinary display of athleticism last night.

we have what you might call an… intimate relationship.

bet you didn’t know your boyfriend found a little pain exciting. he didn’t either.

you’re a very understanding person. and a fool.

i’m working very hard to respect my elders here, but don’t push your luck

you rock, __. you rock!

oh she’s toxic. a monster in bed, but toxic.

none of this would’ve happened if you’d exercised a smidgeon of self restraint or good judgement, which you didn’t.

__, you home?

you ever notice how cats seem to turn up around dinnertime?

i won’t be staying.

i’m a fabulous cook.

i steal things in order to sell them for money. it’s called commerce.

i left you a present.

am i supposed to be grateful?

well if you’re that nervous, you’re welcome to stay here.

send me the bill for this, by the way.

if i made you nervous, or uncomfortable, or creeped you out…

yes, on all accounts.

i haven’t been able to get you off my mind.

c'mere, i wanna show you something.

no, i meant this. probably the most singularly beautiful face i’ve ever seen.

do you always come on this strong?

and now i think i know pretty much everything.

i don’t know what kind of game you’re playing here, but i’m out, because you’re a whack-job.

not that i don’t love a good urban legend now and again, but what does any of this have to do with me?

we got separated right away. i never knew how many of them made it.

it took me a long time afterwards to figure everything out.

you said you could help.

what’s in it for you?

your friend has reason to worry.

i didn’t make it this far by looking for trouble.

are you high?

i’ve got people looking to either put me in a cage for the rest of my life, turn me into a science project, or kill me. probably all three.

what happened?

whoever tossed this place, they were just trying to make it look like a robbery.

but if i were you, i’d take the money, and get out of town while i can.

he’s dead.

lovely of you to join us.

…and you want me to believe in happenstance?

nurses beat me to it.

damn. are you alright?

can you help me get her back?

your basic renaissance dirtbag.

this isn’t my usual line of work, i’m making it up as i go.

it’s not what it looks like.

do you ever have to do something you really don’t want to do?

girl, you work that dress.

i’m on a break.

guess again.

the only thing better than four queens, is five.

give us a minute. now.

who are you?

gonna put me on your christmas card list?

you’re a player. i’m bringing you this on a plate. my fee is just the cost of doing business.

i have sincere eyes.

can you put that in a bag or something?

you better hope you’re as smart as you think you are.

you know that whole thing about the pliers… i never would’ve done it.

actually, i kinda uh… think you’re pretty cool.

you’re smart, you’re hot. you’ve got a wicked sense of humor.

yeah… you got a bad attitude.

see what you don’t know is that you’re already in the last two minutes in your life.

pathetic. c'mon, you’re not even trying.

it’s embarrassing to the professional community.

don’t touch my ass, man.

just give it to me, i’ll remember

i’m on my way.

i want a full perimeter seal. no one goes in til i say so.

okeydokey?

drop your weapons, now!

delivery!

keep your money, man. we can take care of our own.

i’ll make sure his family gets this.

i see you’re back at it. rockin’ the boat.

i would’ve come sooner. but i didn’t.

i’ve never been much for figuring out why bad things happen. they just do.

i need a favor.

you can keep this. i really don’t have any place to put it.

i need you to do a little legwork for me.

i got my own problems.

look, one thing i’m not is a chump.

he escaped custody after four hours.

and now he figures i’m gonna go and do the right thing because i owe him. like i even care.

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send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

who remembers to do all the repeatable chores (take out trash, wash dishes, vacuum, etc)

who sings most enthusiastically

who is more thrifty

who is the prankster

who keeps the grocery list

who makes all the phone calls

who talks to their neighbors

who says i love you the most

who picks out/buys the other’s clothes

who wakes up earlier than the other and how successful are they at letting the other sleep in

who fixes things around the house

who snores and does it bother the other one

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ANIMAL  CROSSING :  NEW  HORIZONS  PROMPTS.

“ paint  is  not  a  snack ! ”

“ then  again ,  i  guess i’m  just  as  happy  staying  in  on  a  rainy  day  too … ”

“ keep  getting  stronger !  i’ll  be  cheering  for  you ! ”

“ make  like  a  tree ,  and  drop  a  wasp  nest  on  my  face. ”

“ the  best  flavor  of  ice  cream  is …  all  of  them !  they’re  all  the  best ! ”

“ i  just  heard  a  rumor  going  around.  really  none  of  my  business. ”

“ that  cloud  looks  like  a  sandwich ! ”

“ i’m  gonna  fool  so  many  fish ! ”

“ thanks  for  stopping  by  to  say  hi ! ”

“ ( name ) ?  do  you  ever  feel  like  crying ? ”

“ i  fear  i  might  die  just  thinking  about  it. ”

“ but  you  can’t  run  away  from  your  troubles ! ”

“ leave  me  alone ?  please ?  thank  you ? ”

“ yikes …  i  can’t  stop  yawning  today. ”

“ what’s  it  like  being  so  cool  and  self - assured ? ”

“ you  deserve  nice  things. ”

“ did  you  know  that  no  one  can  hear  me  scream  from  my  basement ? ”

“ it  was  kind  of  painful. ”

“ i  don’t  mean  to  brag ,  but  isn’t  my  room  kind  of  fabulous ? ”

“ yo !  it’s  friday ! ”

“ what  a  coinkydink ,  running  into  you  here ! ”

“ hang  on.  i  think  i’m  having  a  moment  of  clarity. ”

“ even  though  i  tried  to  do  the  right  thing ,  i  only  managed  to  mess  things  up  even  worse … ”

[supersoldierhimbo]

dialogue starters from marvel comics’ avengers assemble (2012), issues #1-8.  change pronouns/wording/names as needed.

’ why don’t any of you stop me when i get like that in front of the press? ’ ’ i like when you get all you. ’ ’ guard the package! don’t abandon your posts! ’ ’ i somehow always thought you were a myth. ’ ’ well, this was an eye-opener, i’ll tell you that. ’ ’ it’s gone! the package is gone! i told you people to guard it with your life! ’ ’ you don’t even know what it is! you couldn’t possibly know. ’ ’ triangulate our location and send everything you have. ’ ’ seven guards.  all with semiautomatic rifles. ’ ’ i don’t like where this is going. ’ ’ at my funeral, will you get up and say something crazy awesome about my manhood? ’ ’ i’ve been thinking a lot about mortality lately. ’ ’ you and me out here in the middle of nowhere… ’ ’ be quiet or i will tell everyone at your funeral what your favorite movie is. ’ ’ because i know a lot of things about you, you know. ’ ’ i’m calling it in. ’ ’ we should wait for the others. ’ ’ can i ask you something without sounding disrespectful? ’ ’ add to this horror, the very real idea that there are others in the cosmos who have taken it upon themselves to protect you. ’ ’ your world is home to powers and items of power that have no business on your planet. ’ ’ is this a real grenade launcher? ’ ’ you break it, you buy it. ’ ’ how much for all of it? ’ ’ i don’t know if you’re new to this, but this is the part where we accept your surrender. ’ ’ hey, you forgot to tip the waitress. ’ ’ he stole something shiny. ’ ’ he saw ____ overtake the convoy and steal something they were transporting. ’ ’ thing is, i contacted the army and they said there was no convoy. ’ ’ something we should have been able to knock out before bedtime, except they were there to sell this. ’ ’ is that what i think it is? ’ ’ this shouldn’t be in existence, let alone in play. ’ ’ they are playing the most dangerous game, and they have the power to back it up. ’ ’ we have the army covering up, we have lethan weapons of cosmic proportions as targets… ’ ’ until we know more, this stays between us in this room.  all of us.  no one else. ’ ’ ____, you need to find a hiding place for that.  they are going to come after it. ’ ’ you do not let that package out in the open. ’ ’ yeah, yeah, how about you hand over what you stole and remember back all of two hours ago that it took only one of us to beat you all silly. ’ ’ did i miss the part where they told us who they are and what they’re up to? ’ ’ dude, you’re hurting my feelings. ’ ’ there’s a better way to do this. ’ ’ ____, we need a better plan. ’ ’ that’s the thing.  we know everything about you and you don’t know a damn thing about us. ’ ’ you know, it’s probably best you not focus on that.  just keep moving.  think happy thoughts. ’ ’ they’re using a tech or power source we don’t have an angle on. ’ ’ thanks to the laws of sonic disruption, this will be the end of your power broadcast day. ’ ’ so, tell me, guys, who has the tech and the wherewithal to pull off this whole dog and pony show? ’ ’ let’s go! we’re not safe here! ’ ’ we have work to do. ’ ’ he doesn’t squeal.  it’s against his religion.  he’s not going to talk to you. ’ ’ we’ll play good cop/bad cop. ’ ’ we’re barely able to conjure the idea that there is a game and who the players are.  we don’t know the rules of this game. ’ ’ first, we’re going to send all this intel back to ____ and tell him/her/them to tell everyone to hold on to their hello kitty backpacks and pray. ’ ’ i’m gonna turn this whole damn thing around. ’ ’ i’m working on a program to shut it down. ’ ’ should we put it to vote? ’ ’ that’s what we’re here for, as they say. ’ ’ they had to know we’d find out about this.  they’d have to know someone would try and stop this. ’ ’ he oh so delightfully powered up a bunch of lackeys to get them to gather a bunch of high-powered items for him. ’ ’ and by gather i mean steal. ’ ’ ____, if you’re hurt, you say something. ’ ’ you don’t have to act tough. everyone knows how tough you are. ’ ’ damn them, it’s getting harder and harder to figure out who the good guys are. ’

[supersoldierhimbo]

✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

[supersoldierhimbo]

dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns ,  etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞  ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞  ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’?  now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair.  ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger.  ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

[supersoldierhimbo]

➣ Balto (1995) Sentence Starters

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“Oh, that would be a tragedy.”

“I was being sarcastic.”

“I’m sure [name] would love to have you on her team.”

“He might bite you honey. He’s part wolf.”

“All he knows is what he’s not. If only he could see what he is.”

“What, this old thing? Yeah. Do you think, uh, [name] will notice?”

“I’m afraid the only way [name] notices anyone is if they’re wearing a mirror.”

“What are you talking about? Of course he’s glad to see us! He loves us, don’t you?”

“It’s the most beautiful spot in the world.”

“I can’t imagine why.”

“What’s with you, [name]? [Name]’s a genuine hero! But do you even give him a sniff?”

“I heard it all from a very reliable source, and don’t bother to deny it.”

“Luck? I don’t wish you luck, I wish you sense!”

“Is anyone hurt?”

“We don’t need your help!”

“Who do you think you are?”

“What’s with [name]? All [name] wants to do is help.”

“Okay, okay, I can explain.”

“Aw, come on. What’s the worst that can happen?”

“Why do I let you talk me into these things?”

“Gee, [name], I have to admit, your offer is very tempting.”

“And when I get back, I’m gonna fold you five ways and leave you for a cat toy.”

“Oh great, things are not bad enough. Now we got wolves.”

“Thank you, [name]. I would have been lost without you.”

“They need you even more then I do.”

[supersoldierhimbo]

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