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I wish Bowser had butt cheeks. Why he smooth down there. 

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I’m a dumb bitch, I forgot about the Mario vs Donkey Kong games. Okay forget I mentioned the 80s, point is it’s been a while and she took a self-defence class.

Pauline x Bowser

Although at first seeming like the easiest to capture, Pauline hasn’t been in the clutches of donkey Kong since the 80s and she is a force to be reckoned with! she could look Bowser up and down and point him to the nearest Spencer’s to get better accessories, and maybe even something from the back if he charms her right

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Bowser paced around his throne room, “Oh no, whatever shall I do! It seems both of my scrumptious subs are scheduled to come over today!” He grumbled.

Bowser heard footsteps and turned to look at Luigi. “Well hello there~” he jokingly bowed to Luigi, looking the plumber up and down with a devilish grin.

Luigi fidgeted nervously under Bowser's gaze, his cheeks turning slightly red. He wasn't used to this kind of attention, especially from Bowser, of all people. "H-hello, Bowser," he said, his voice shaky.

“Are you excited for tonight, pet?” Bowser whispered.

Luigi swallowed hard, his heart racing. He looked around the room, avoiding Bowser's gaze. "I-I'm not sure what-a you-a mean," he finally managed to stammer out.

“You must be excited since you’re here so early,” the Koopa chuckled. “You overheard my predicament, eh?”

Luigi nodded slowly, still avoiding Bowser's gaze. "Y-yes, I kind of-a overheard it," he replied, his voice barely above a whisper.

“Hey, man, you okay?” Bowser said, his voice going from the low growls to a warm but still gravelly tone. “I can’t tell if you’re acting or actually scared. I’m tryna be sexy, dammit!” He said with mock annoyance.

Luigi's eyes widened, and he let out a nervous laugh. "Oh, I'm sorry, Bowser," he said, trying to compose himself. "I'm a-just a little nervous, that's all. I-a don't often get into... situations like this."

Bowser kneeled, placing a large, scaly hand on Luigi’s shoulder. “You know I’d never actually hurt you, right string bean?” His eyes softened. “We’re just having some fun, and if it’s too much, use the safe word. Do you remember what it is?”

Luigi nodded, appreciating Bowser's concern. "Yes, I remember the safe word," he said, looking up at the towering Koopa. "It's... 'pizza.'"

“Good pet. Now, about my predicament. I seem to have double-booked my sessions. Our lovely princess peach is scheduled for today, same time as you.”

Luigi's eyes widened in surprise, and he felt his face grow even redder at the mention of Peach. "Princess Peach is... scheduled for today too?" he repeated, disbelief apparent in his voice.

“Yep, you two have a lot in common. Like lovin’ this D!” Bowser shouted, making a thrusting motion, then playing air guitar. “Ahem. So, uh, any idea how we could make that work?”

Luigi coughed, trying to ignore Bowser's obscene gesture. "Well, um, we could-" he began, but before he could finish, Peach walked through the door, interrupting their conversation.

Bowser turned, opening his arms to welcome the princess. “Peaches! You’re early!

Peach curtsied, “Well, Bowser, early is the new on time. And besides, I missed you.” She giggled before she noticed the mustachioed man next to Bowser, “O-oh! Hello Luigi! Were you two brawling?” She turned to Bowser, “Tsk tsk tsk, I thought you were past this!”

Luigi shifted awkwardly, still feeling flustered from the situation. "No, no, we weren't fighting," he hastily reassured Peach. "We were just-" he looked to Bowser, unsure how to explain.

Bowser looked at Luigi, then at Peach, then back at Luigi. “Did you want to tell her or should I?”

Peach raised an eyebrow. “Tell me what?”

Luigi's mind raced, trying to figure out how to explain the situation without embarrassing himself. "Well, um, you see," he began, but before he could continue, Bowser butted in.

“He’s uh, gettin’ the gooods” Bowser said, raising his eyebrows and squinting his eyes.

Peach chuckled, “Is that so? I didn’t think Bowser was your type, Luigi.

Luigi's face turned even more red, and he stammered, "I-I-I, um..." He felt completely flustered and embarrassed, unsure how to respond.

Bowser looked at Luigi with a smirk. “Oh, you could say I'm his type~” Bowser said, looking Luigi up and down.

Luigi x Bowser x Peach

Bowser accidentally double-booked his BDSM sessions with Luigi and Peach. He explained this predicament to them, and before he knew it, Luigi was tied up, watching Bowser ravage Peach. He could feel the blood rushing to his cheeks and his member. Peach glanced over and giggled, “enjoying the show?” Luigi gulped and nodded, not sure where to look.

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Luigi x Bowser x Peach

Bowser accidentally double-booked his BDSM sessions with Luigi and Peach. He explained this predicament to them, and before he knew it, Luigi was tied up, watching Bowser ravage Peach. He could feel the blood rushing to his cheeks and his member. Peach glanced over and giggled, “enjoying the show?” Luigi gulped and nodded, not sure where to look.

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Mario x Bowser x Peach

Bowser and Mario were in a heated fight, when Princess Peach realized what she had to do to keep the peace (or maybe just for her own enjoyment). She stood between them and said “Bowser, if you go good, you can have me. But only if you share me with Mario” and Mario was like “I’m okay with sharing you, but I don’t trust Bowser to be alone with you.” And Peach was like “I know, I’ll always have a bodyguard on standby” and Mario was like “toad guards aren’t going to do shit, I will watch you.” So there Mario was, watching Peach and Bowser get intimate. And then he realized, he wasn’t just jealous of Bowser, he wanted him too.

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Mario x Peach x Daisy

Peach and Daisy were at a sleepover, and Peach was gushing over Mario. She confessed to Peach that she also found Mario attractive. To Daisy’s surprise, Peach asked, “would you like to join us for a night? If he agrees, of course.” And Daisy was like “I get to fuck you and your man? Hell yeah!”

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Pauline x Bowser

Although at first seeming like the easiest to capture, Pauline hasn’t been in the clutches of donkey Kong since the 80s and she is a force to be reckoned with! she could look Bowser up and down and point him to the nearest Spencer’s to get better accessories, and maybe even something from the back if he charms her right

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Rosalina x Bowser

The one woman bowser would never try to capture, the one woman taller* than he is, bowser has certainly met his match!

*normally Rosalina is about a foot shorter than him, but she can grow to massive sizes. Even without this, she is still significantly taller than the other princesses.

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Rosalina x Pauline

From the city to the stars, these ladies know how to rule! Pauline diplomatically speaks up to the waiter when Rosalina asked for no pickles, and Rosalina gives Pauline the light show of her life from the observatory.

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Daisy x Bowser

When they first met, Daisy immediately put Bowser in his place. She can hold her own in a fight against him, and they see each other as equals. Though both fiery, in the right circumstances, they could be a power couple.

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Daisy x Pauline

The two baddest bitches this side of the mushroom kingdom make the ultimate power couple. A mayor and an empress who don’t need no man but certainly enjoy each others company.

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Daisy x Rosalina

After meeting through peach, these two learned that opposites attract!

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Peach x Bowser

Bowser is enamoured with Peach, trying everything to get with her, but it just isn’t working. He would never hurt her, but he would not hesitate to kidnap her. If only he had just been gentle from the beginning… In another life, they are happy together, and he’s gentle only to her and junior. Yes indeed, there is a reality in which Peach loves Bowser with all her heart, despite, or perhaps because of, his monstrous nature.

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Peach x Pauline

Peach and Pauline are so different, but so similar. They have a mutual respect and complement each other well. They support each other in everything they do and always hype each other up. When Peach flirts, Pauline flirts back bolder.

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Peach x Rosalina

It’s always a pleasure when Rosalina visits Peach. She’s so tall, so mysterious, so beautiful. They have quickly become close friends with a mutual crush. Peach’s feelings for Rosalina mirror others’ feelings for Peach.

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Peach x Daisy

After many adventures and sleepovers, Peach and Daisy are as close as can be. They’ve experimented together before, and maybe they’ll do it again, or perhaps something more.