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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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I forgot to post this here hiiiii happy pride to the biggest boy kissers in the industry rn

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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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Pedro appreciation post 🥰

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my life is a sitcom.

not in the way that there's a laugh track or that I get into hijinks that would align with one.

but in the way that family members that have since moved out stop by randomly and give no heads up that they'll be over.

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“i love you” as in

i will help you bear the load

i will cheer you on from the sidelines

i will give you the world

i will make wishes on stars for you

i will be there in the darkest of nights and brightest of mornings

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"damn banger after banger what an awesome playlist" and its just sleep tokens entire discography

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is this anything?

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happy Sleep Token to all who celebrate ♡

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