when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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I ordered an eleventh Doctor cutout and now Amazon is sending me threats
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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occasional posts from users
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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense
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dont forget to file your strongest glowing potions by the end of the day
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